Famous Fashion Director Doesn’t Care For MeToo Movement Or McGowan

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Karl Lagerfeld is a pretty important name in the fashion industry. He has his own limited edition Barbie doll that was made in his image so he’s worthy of deity-like praise if you’re not some peon purchasing whatever Walmart... READ MORE

A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of S

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Pink Covers People’s “Most Beautiful” Issue, Doesn’t Believe In Gender Labels

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I almost did this as my first “presented without comment” post because I just can’t deal with the fuckery, but instead I’ll just do the bare minimum and reward myself with a brown bag Bud Light Lime over... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Regrets Pinching Tits On Instagram

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sarah Hyland did her best to be America’s next body-shamed probably bulimic sweetheart when she slammed h8ers of some fake disease she bravely came out with almost a year ago. But then Demi Lovato came along and was... READ MORE

Britney Spears Lets Us All In On The Secret To Happiness

April 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Louisa Warwick Louisin’ Her Bikini and Crap Around the Web

April 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today's edition features hottie Evan Rachel Wood fighting for her rights, Katherine McPhee and Dove Cameron discovering their breasts, nip slips, skin-filled DVDs and Blu-rays, and much more! READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Is Close To Winning Mother Of The Year

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any child that shares DNA with Farrah Abraham never had a chance. She’s never been the best mother or role model. She’s also a great example of why certain people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. But since it’s still... READ MORE

Southwest Airlines – We Do Things Differently And Also Kill People

April 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Southwest made a name for itself by being the airline that doesn’t play by anyone else’s rulebook. And now they’re really throwing caution to the wind by killing people on their planes. It’s just so nice to see a... READ MORE

New Blu-ray And DVD T&A To Watch Out For

April 17, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Make sure to go to the store this weekend and not buy DVDs or Blu-rays like a freak, and instead just check out the tits and asses online like a normal person. The 2017 series Claws features half-ass... READ MORE

Bill Murray Is A One Man Band When It Comes To Business

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Would you believe me if I told you there’s at least one person in Hollywood who doesn’t mix their business life and personal life like some cocktail. Bill Murray is one man in show business that still believes in... READ MORE