Sophie Turner, most famous for portraying Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones, didn’t use the N-word in a new video circulating the Internet. According to Turner. According to reality, she didn’t either. But the media needs for rich white celebrities to use the N-word. Otherwise, news outlets will have to rely solely on how many black dicks the Kardashians take and incarcerated Dance Moms. In a perfect world Sophie would have followed the N-word with other forbidden terms such as “ISIS 4 eva” and “Caitlyn Jenner isn’t brave.”
The video shows Turner resting on workout equipment at the gym with her beau Joe Jonas and some douchbags. Turner greets the camera with a demure “What’s up motherfuckers.” But those searching for hard-hitting news during a time when our political infrastructure is crumbling faster than Madonna’s face heard “What’s up my nigga.” Not sure how much of that word I can type, but too late. Turner responded to the accusations with:
I used the word ‘motherfuckers’ in a recent video posted in an Instagram story and not a hateful racial slur that has been suggested. I am incredibly upset that anyone would think otherwise, and I want to make it clear that I would never use such an abhorrent word.
Motherfucker isn’t the most pleasant connotation either. But we get your general point. Turner is from the UK. They have their own minority groups to offend. I don’t know any Roma jokes. But I’m sure they’re hilarious. Turner does seem to deliver her greeting with an ebonics flair. Maybe that’s the story. Maybe we should stop blasting benign celebrities. Turner just wants to star on a hit HBO show and have sex with her gay boyfriend. Isn’t Kris Jenner still alive? Let’s go for her.
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