Reality star under two genders Caitlyn Jenner brought the yucks to the College Republican National Committee with a joke that makes Michael Richards’ stand-up ring like a Black Panther pep talk. Jenner lost the LGBTQ vote as soon as she publicly came out as an idiot. Also refusing to admit she’s gay. Now she’s the leathery asymmetrical marionette paraded around by Franzia butt-chugging frat boys with pledged allegiances to the Republican party to validate their Vineyard Vines obsessions. Pastels aren’t gay. And neither is douching your bro’s asshole with red wine. It’s Southern.
As long as one of those puppet string allows Jenner to flap her gums, she’ll continue to make herself as well as the Republican party look like a three ring circus careening towards the history books. Jenner commented on the Alexandria attack while addressing the crowd:
Nobody deserves what happened out there. There’s no justification. There’s crazy people, we have to minimize that kind of stuff. But as far as people that were injured, it’s an absolute shame. Fortunately, the guy was a really bad shot. Liberals can’t even shoot straight.
Religious radicals can. And they just love the transgender population. The crowd reportedly erupted with laughter at Jenner’s joke “Liberals can’t even shoot straight.” This is the same generation that made Jimmy Fallon famous. We won’t use their endorsement as the bar for comedic success.
The Alexandria gunman, currently in hell being forced to watch Hillary Clinton’s defeat on repeat Clockwork Orange style, opened fire on a group of Republican congressmen playing baseball last week. Steve Scalise is still in the hospital with a horribly shredded pelvis. Don’t know what that means, but I know I don’t want it. The gunman was a Trump critic with something to prove. Liberals should know that the best tools against the establishment are flower crowns and Birkenstocks.
Jenner didn’t set up zingers to bring smiles to the victims. The lipstick on her teeth is advancing whatever delusional perception of a career she has for herself by any means possible. When the Kardashians think you’re opportunistic, you know you’re a fuck up. Jenner needs to focus more on clomping around malls like a trans T-rex on her shopping trips than providing tone-deaf commentary detrimental to her party. It’s a bad look. But nothing fits a tall broad shouldered woman well.
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