Halle Berry Ditches Boyfriend In Bora Bora

If you’re an independent woman like Halle Berry men are just objects to get off on while on vacation. She doesn’t need a man. She’s a rolling stone that pays child support all on her own.  read more

Simon Cowell Is Not A Nice Or Neighborly Man

Blatant disregard of parking rules is the icing on the cake when it comes to hating Cowell. His London neighbor decided that he would enforce the law with a golf club. read more

Khloe Kardashian Is Love Doctor For Awkward Losers

Welcome to a world where any woman, no matter how unqualified she is, can share advice about love and dating the same way she shares STDs. Female celebrities haven’t been shy when it’s time to spew their view on topics they aren’t too familiar.  read more

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Wildfires Shut Down Westworld

The wildfires are putting society’s elite at risk. So many individuals who have worked so hard for material possessions that most other people can only dream of affording are about to lose them in a fire.  read more

Naya Rivera Needs Time Away From Men

In addition to being a man beater Naya Rivera is all about loving and leaving them. Instead of accountability for her actions she’s refiling for divorce. I guess when your husband has a ponytail you’re entitled to demand a sandwich and beat him when he doesn’t comply. read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Giving Out Terrible Advice To BBWs

She's in no way trying to up-sell products and just genuinely cares about the well being of overweight women...  read more

Matt Lauer Was A Ladies’ Man

Everything about this situation is sloppy. At Lauer’s age he should have had a vasectomy, not secret children.  read more

Tupac Fetching Highest Price For Dick Pic In History

The average woman has at the minimum at least three penis pics appreciating in value in her direct messages on social media. But unbeknownst to most women a well photographed phallus is actually art.  read more

Rita Ora The Homewrecker

Fast money calls for fast women. Sure the woman that you’re with now has loved and supported you throughout your journey until you’ve finally found success but does she look irresistible in a bikini? read more

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Lindsay Lohan Loves Gains

Lindsay Lohan’s most notable accomplishments after fame has been attempting to sell selfies, randomly converting to Islam, defending Harvey Weinstein, and now romantically involving herself with a wealthy Korean bodybuilder. read more

Melanie Martinez Licks Ladies Without Consent

Theres a thesis in my social circle that states women with colorful hair are automatically crazy. A woman named Timothy with teal hair is claiming she was raped by a woman who clearly publicly appeals to pedophiles to sell records. read more

Manly Pecking During Exorcist Made Internet Upset

While homosexual characters on television have become the norm two men kissing still doesn’t flow as fluidly as it would if it were two women playing a pick up game of tonsil hockey.  read more