Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll be looking at 175 years in the penitentiary. Aly took her clothes off for the 2018 […]

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Chris Rock Comes Clean About Porn Addiction

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All of the elderly comedians from yesteryear are being treated like an Oprah audience on Netflix. You get a special! You get a special! Everyone gets a special! Millennials are finally allowed the opportunity to see big names past their prime deliver lukewarm punchlines to pass the time. The latest on the list to pop […]

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Heather Graham Happy About Sexual Harassment

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Graham has proven that every woman in Hollywood also happens to be an opportunist. According to Heather, her new romantic comedy “Half Magic” couldn’t have hit theaters at a better time. Ever since sexual harassment started to trend most women will pay attention to anything that remotely smells like the shaming of men for […]

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A Known Chomo Was Treated Unfairly

February 15, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pedophiles are pretty amazing people sometimes. Just when you thought adults who seek to have sex with kids were the boldest of the bold you have brave Billy badasses like Jared Fogle publicly upset over his plea deal. Fogle is so flustered after hearing about Larry Nassar only receiving 175 years that he filed documents […]

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Omarosa Offered Piers Morgan A Piece

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes adults have a hard time being adults, especially when feelings are involved. Most women just have the hardest time dealing with rejection when they’ve been told their entire life that they have the golden ticket tucked between their legs. No man can ever say no, and if they do they must be exclusive members […]

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Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new […]

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Reese Witherspoon Rooting For Female Flicks To Fail

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Reese Witherspoon doesn’t want to bask in the bath of hypocritical BS most women in Hollywood would sacrifice their male counterpart’s career for. Female only by association Leslie Jones is probably legs spread underneath the figurative tub’s faucet almost at the point of orgasm over the ability to benefit as a victim while being in […]

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Sacha Baron Pays OJ 20K For Cameo

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The last outfit I ever want to see OJ in is a neon green Speedo onesie. Sacha Baron Cohen is no stranger to showing audiences everything they never knew they needed to see. I’m pretty sure if he has a scene in this new movie like he did in Bruno where he used illegal immigrants […]

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Marlon Brando’s Son In Denial And Disbelief Over Gay Daddy

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The world of celebrity was a different beast back when Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor were big names. Ultimate decadence has always been defined as diddling another dude’s dick just because you can. The only difference is that you kept quiet about it in the 70s. It was called being polite. When you have women […]

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Kim Cattrall Tells SJP She Can Keep Fake Condolences

February 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kim Cattrall’s brother, Chris Cattrall, had been missing since January 30th. Kim asked for followers on social media for help with finding him but her brother lived in Lacombe. I doubt she has many fans following her in geographical locations where wild moose roam. She recently received the unfortunate news that Chris had been found […]

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