Naya Rivera Needs Time Away From Men

In addition to being a man beater Naya Rivera is all about loving and leaving them. Instead of accountability for her actions she’s refiling for divorce. I guess when your husband has a ponytail you’re entitled to demand a sandwich and beat him when he doesn’t comply. read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Giving Out Terrible Advice To BBWs

She's in no way trying to up-sell products and just genuinely cares about the well being of overweight women...  read more

Matt Lauer Was A Ladies’ Man

Everything about this situation is sloppy. At Lauer’s age he should have had a vasectomy, not secret children.  read more

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Tupac Fetching Highest Price For Dick Pic In History

The average woman has at the minimum at least three penis pics appreciating in value in her direct messages on social media. But unbeknownst to most women a well photographed phallus is actually art.  read more

Rita Ora The Homewrecker

Fast money calls for fast women. Sure the woman that you’re with now has loved and supported you throughout your journey until you’ve finally found success but does she look irresistible in a bikini? read more

Lindsay Lohan Loves Gains

Lindsay Lohan’s most notable accomplishments after fame has been attempting to sell selfies, randomly converting to Islam, defending Harvey Weinstein, and now romantically involving herself with a wealthy Korean bodybuilder. read more

Melanie Martinez Licks Ladies Without Consent

Theres a thesis in my social circle that states women with colorful hair are automatically crazy. A woman named Timothy with teal hair is claiming she was raped by a woman who clearly publicly appeals to pedophiles to sell records. read more

Manly Pecking During Exorcist Made Internet Upset

While homosexual characters on television have become the norm two men kissing still doesn’t flow as fluidly as it would if it were two women playing a pick up game of tonsil hockey.  read more

Katharine McPhee Kicked Out After Wedding Crash

Katharine McPhee was recently reminded that she is in fact not Katy Perry. Showing up uninvited to a wedding got her tossed out. And nothing burns more than when a person of pedestrian caliber kicks a “star” out of their personal celebration.  read more

Nick Carter Defended And Forgiven For Rape

When Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys was accused of raping a woman I was confused. Anyone in a boyband is presumed to be an undercover homosexual until proven otherwise.  read more

Chloë Grace Moretz’s Sought Protection From Stalker

Stalkers are increasingly getting lazier year by year. Long gone are the glory days of stalking hot women worth going to jail over. Now men are willing to risk it all for females like Chloë Grace Moretz.  read more

School Shootings Experiencing Gender Equality

In High school a girl's main focus is mostly boys, not guns and revenge. My guess is this was an attempt to get out of a test that she didn’t study for taken too far. read more