Guess That Fat Celebrity – This Woman Edition (UPDATE)

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s time for nobody’s favorite game – Guess That Fat Celebrity. The only hint I’ll give you is that despite what you probably think, this is in fact not Fortune Feimster. And anybody who Google Image searches the pic... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak Has Gone Too Far

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Human Microwaved Ken Doll hit Miami Beach looking like a kind of artificial intelligence Asian Kim Zolciak, and it's definitely going to be the look of the season. Everything about Ken - real name Rodrigo Alves - is fake, besides... READ MORE

Shania Twain – Man, I Feel Like A Trump Supporter

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chart-topping country songstress and Restalin attack survivor victim Shania Twain "gol' darn gone and done it" by stating in an interview with The Guardian that she would have voted for Trump had she been an American instead of Canadian.... READ MORE

Where To See T&A From This Weekend’s Stars

April 22, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lucy Hale might just make it in this biz after all, because she finally shows her tits while getting banged by that guy who’s suddenly in everything (yet ironically you want to see him in nothing) Alex Wolff. The... READ MORE

Blind Item: Alcoholic Drug Addict Hates Her Fans

April 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This Blind Item was already all but revealed because Selena Gomez was filmed a week ago buying wine at Target while definitely not strung out on meth. Definitely. But then again, maybe, just maybe, this could be describing our... READ MORE

Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer's smoke and mirrors didn't work for Snatched, and with this weekend's I Feel Pretty, she's... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Kisses Uncomfortable Gay Rapper On Snapchat

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you doubting that the relationship between an Armenian hooker and a gay rapper can thrive need look no further than this steamy Insta kiss between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I mean wow. Get a room you... READ MORE

Drunk Kris Jenner Says This Kardashian Is Her Biggest Blessing

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

To be fair to Beast, pound for pound she's technically madam Kris Jenner's biggest blessing. But the member of her harem that Jenner identifies as her biggest blessing is none other than... READ MORE

Elisabeth Moss Twerks For Scientology

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  When Scientologists are around normal people they appear to feel an overwhelming need to be quirky and charming to the point that they seem like they’re having a mental break. Tom Cruise really hit that strategy out of the... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy... READ MORE