Just FYI: Sexiest 50 Bikini Scenes Of All Time Ranked

The bikini is the caveat of censorship. Our advertisers won't let us show tits and ass without relegating us to exclusively hawking dick pills and women who are in your area. But wedge a piece of fabric between a woman's ass cheeks - really make sure it's feeling that... read more

Anastasia Ashley in A Bikini

Surfing is considered a sport by many who surf. Also, guys who want to bang girls who surf. This is different than football or basketball which nobody calls a hobby and not merely because of the contract values. read more

Australian Golfer Anna Rawson Seems Pretty Tight

The threshold for female athletic accomplishments as a cheat to show off cheesecake photos is pretty low. Anna Kournikova made an entire early stage career out of the same simple standard. Her latter stage career is boning Enrique Iglesias. read more

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Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

Doutzen Kroes is the first chick to ever marry a DJ and be happy. That comes from being a skinny model who takes home five million a year whether or not your husband has a real job. read more

Jessica Alba in A Bikini

Jessica Alba's new guise as concerned mom pushing chemical free household products that may or may not make your baby's genitals look like Aleppo is keeping her from showing off her tits as through most of her 20's. read more

Hilary Duff in A Bikini

Hilary Duff has split up with her personal trainer. Is fucking the person who motivates you at the gym a good idea? Depends on the results. For Rob Kardashian, not so much. He got a bastard baby with facial piercings and reinvigorated insulin shock read more

Madison Beer in A Bikini

It's hard to believe Madison Beer is still seventeen. It seems like years ago now that she was discovered by Justin Bieber while he was masturbating to hot underaged girls on YouTube. read more

Izabel Goulart in A Bikini

Hot models always say they find a man with a sense of humor to be super sexy, but as a rule they end up fucking German goalkeepers with six pack abs. Funny men with TV syndication millions the only obvious exception to the pro athlete rule. read more

Charlie Riina in A Bikini

If you're looking for a measuring stick to assess which inflated bikini model to take as your wife, consider the woman who pours water on her tits on the coldest day in Los Angeles and still maintains a smile. read more

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Photoshopped Bikini Gwyneth Paltrow Admits She Used to Be an Asshole

Gwyneth Paltrow conducted an interview and obviously manufactured bikini photoshoot with Samantha Bee for Harper's Bazaar where Paltrow comes clean on everything that means nothing and run through a perfection blender available for sale on Goop. read more

Kennedy Summers and Khloe Terae Bikinis Together

It's hard for a sister to get a job out there. Imagine the decline in the number of jobs for what is loosely and generously referred to as bikini model. The Rust Belt isn't the only labor subset depressed by international competition, outsourcing, and the rise of the... read more

Alicia Arden in A Bikini

Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems. read more