Lindsay Lohan Invites Beyoncé To Her Birthday Party

The woman who fell through the cracks of society and then got gnawed on by sewer rats before being flushed out to sea "has major plans for her upcoming birthday!" according to news sites. Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter to send out a birthday invite to Paris Hilton, Britney... read more

Danielle Bregoli Pleads Guilty

Danielle Bregoli, who has been fourteen with fake tits for the past five years, copped to some fairly serious charges in juvenile court in Florida, where she simply had to be from.   read more

Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend Caught Banging Ten Other Chicks

There's a point at which cheating becomes somewhat impressive. Like when you're caught fucking twins. Or banging ten other women your girlfriend or wife doesn't know about. Both rappers. Go figure.   read more

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Michelle Rodriguez Girl Power Move

Michelle Rodriguez has made herself a mini fortune portraying a tough chick in a wife beater in various movies where she has to snarl but look feminine enough to fuck the leading man. Trick of the trade onscreen. Offscreen she's fucking the leading lady.    read more

Britney Spears Doesn't Lip Sync

In a new interview, Britney Spears dispells those nasty rumors that she lip syncs during live performances. You have to move your mouth to lip sync, so, she's right. The autotune dial on Spears' tracks is turned all the way up to Rosie the Robot. Beep boop bop you... read more

Miranda Kerr Accepts Gifts Graciously

Miranda Kerr is the latest celebrity forced to hand over wildly expensive gifts sent by Jho Low, one of the shady investors working with the Malaysian Prime Minister to funnel billions away from the nation's economic development fund. Low is the same guy who sent Picasso... read more

Kate Beckinsale Rebound Boy Sex With Actual Boy

Doing well is the best revenge. Trite, but true. In terms of broken relationships, that means fucking somebody younger, hotter, and more socially relevant than whoever broke your heart.  read more

Iggy Azalea Clap Back Comeback

Iggy Azalea might have found a path out of the international pit of the despised. Fellow singer Halsey must be a human with eyes, ears, and at least three brain cells, because she called Azalea a "fucking moron" during an interview with The Guardian. Halsey accidentally... read more

Taylor Swift Comes Out of Hiding With Cringe-Worthy Westbrook Congrats (VIDEO)

Taylor Swift has been in hiding since earlier this year. Some say she's locked down in her candy factory after too much public attention nearly ruined her chocolate. Others suggest long term esthetician treatments and slapping her boyfriend's hand away from her adorable... read more

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Demi Moore New Teeth Are Biting Back

There's a quiet confidence a woman gains when her meth teeth are fixed. Watch Orange is the New Black for a dramatized example. Though skip the ninety-four percent about oppressive prison conditions for the underclass. It's not as broadly humorous as it used to be. Demi... read more

Serena Williams Pregnant Naked

Serena Williams covers the August issue of Vanity Fair with barely covered tits and a distended womb. Motherhood is beautiful. Photographer Annie Leibovitz has been jonesing to capture the essence of a pregnant linebacker. read more

Salma Hayek Finds Outer Beauty in Herself

There's one rule related to Hollywood women who speak or host seminars denouncing the industry patriarchy: they will be naked in selfies within three weeks. Women can be both strong and beautiful. Or, opportunistic and vain, depending on how you frame the very same... read more