Tupac Fetching Highest Price For Dick Pic In History

The average woman has at the minimum at least three penis pics appreciating in value in her direct messages on social media. But unbeknownst to most women a well photographed phallus is actually art.  read more

Rita Ora The Homewrecker

Fast money calls for fast women. Sure the woman that you’re with now has loved and supported you throughout your journey until you’ve finally found success but does she look irresistible in a bikini? read more

Bella Hadid Pushed to Tears Over U.S. Embassy Move

Bella Hadid used her father's birthright to declare the proposed U.S. embassy move to Jerusalem to be the saddest day in the history of sadness. read more

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Tugs, Not Drugs with Margot Robbie in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

I, Tonya’s Margot Robbie Delivers Less Skating, More ’Bating read more

Bryan Singer Sued for Forcible Sodomy on a Boat

Guzman claims that at some point in the completely obvious tour, Singer "forced Cesar to the floor, shoved Cesar’s face against his crotch area and demanded Cesar perform oral sex on him." read more

Taylor Swift Wrote A Vogue Poem

Let go of the ones who hurt youLet go of the ones you outgrowLet go of the words they hurl your wayas you’re walking out the doorThe only thing cut and dryIn this hedge-maze lifeIs the fact that their words will cutbut your tears will dry read more

MSNBC Fires Then Rehires A Guy for Making a Polanski Rapes Kids Joke in 2009

The Presidents of media outlets seem to be a swell combination of panicky and instinctively poor decision makers. Presumably they weren't breast fed as children. Not by their own mothers. read more

Lindsay Lohan Loves Gains

Lindsay Lohan’s most notable accomplishments after fame has been attempting to sell selfies, randomly converting to Islam, defending Harvey Weinstein, and now romantically involving herself with a wealthy Korean bodybuilder. read more

J.K Rowling Joins the Knot Twisting Party Over Johnny Depp

J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release. read more

Melanie Martinez Licks Ladies Without Consent

Theres a thesis in my social circle that states women with colorful hair are automatically crazy. A woman named Timothy with teal hair is claiming she was raped by a woman who clearly publicly appeals to pedophiles to sell records. read more

Patti LaBelle Outs a Very Dead Luther Vandross

If you're on Watch What Happens Live, you're not there to talk supply side economics. Andy Cohen's going to rhetorically flip you back to his limited areas of interest.  read more

Manly Pecking During Exorcist Made Internet Upset

While homosexual characters on television have become the norm two men kissing still doesn’t flow as fluidly as it would if it were two women playing a pick up game of tonsil hockey.  read more