Asiana Airlines Did Not Find Racist Fake Names Funny Ha-Ha, So Suing (VIDEO)

Here's KTVU's apology for their errant news report that the Asiana Airlines crashed plane pilots were named Sum Ting Wong and Ho Lee Fuk and a couple other doozies. I guess it wasn't enough because Asiana is now suing KTVU. Meh, that won't get anywhere and I bet most... read more

The Bulls Finally Get Their Pound of Flesh (VIDEO)

If you don't have a strong stomach, or you root for guys who torment dumb animals and hate to see them trampled and gored, don't watch the video. But, if you do, you might find you're kind of getting into the bull beating these shit out of these Spanish tards. Actually,... read more

News Station Badly Effs Up Names of Crashed Asiana Airline Pilots (VIDEO)

Putting aside the general tragedy of it all, and, with a general apology to idiotic racism, this is pretty fucking funny. Someone in the information chain fed San Francisco news station KTVU the names of the four pilots manning the crashed Asiana Airline plane, and... read more

Fuck, No, America, Mexico Got Fatter Than Us

It's true. Mexico officially passed the U.S. on the adult obesity chart. If you don't believe me, just look at that picture above of some random fat Mexican women. I'd say it's indisputable. How great at being super fat has Mexico become? They've quadrupled their obese... read more

Brazilian Rapper Shot Onstage

Brazilian rapper MC Daleste was shot and died while performing onstage in Sao Paolo Brazil. He was in the middle of his set when shots rang out and he was hit in the chest. He was rushed to the hospital but didn't make it. It's a sad statement about the completely fucked... read more

I Can't Help But Feel That Brazil Isn't Ready for the Soccer World Stage

There's a reason all those hot supermodels flee Brazil as soon as they are old enough to have sex with important photographers. So, like 13-14. And the same reason most of the top soccer players head over to Europe not many years into their teens. Brazil is a hotbed of... read more

Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst Bears Her Student's Baby

Women really do make the worst fucking sexual predators. They're just as messed up as men in most every way, but they simply lack the antisocial detachment  necessary to properly molest, say, the high school students in their classroom. A male teacher would know to cover... read more

50 Shades of Grey Gets a Release Date

Despite having no cast, 50 Shades of Grey has a release date. August 1, 2014. It doesn't need a cast. Or a script. Or much of anything really other than a dark, semi-private structure for frustrated moms to shift their hose and tickle their beans beneath their frocks... read more

DOMA Struck Down, Gays May Now Pretend to Be Happily Married Too

I don't know, if I was fighting for a big 'pursuit of happiness' right, I'd probably shoot for something other than the right to do something most men universally dread in the first place. Like the right to not have to buy cable TV in annoying bundles. Or the right to... read more

Okay, So You Shouldn't Expect That at Taco Bell

I guess because I go on rants about how nobody has the right to complain about anything that happens at obviously disgusting and shoddy fast food restaurants. Some smart ass sent in an email about this drive-thru operator at Taco Bell who was directing female patrons out... read more

Knock Knock Jokes Have Never Been Funny

Don West, attorney for the world's most notorious self-appointed neighborhood watchman, George Zimmerman, opened arguments in his clients defense with a knock-knock joke for the jury. Knock knock. Who's there? George Zimmerman. George Zimmerman who? Okay, good. You're on... read more

More People Suing McDonald's For Being McDonald's Again

The McNuggets may not have been produced in a manner consistent with Islamic Laws. So said the lawsuit filed by a couple dudes against McDonald's restaurants outside Detroit that ended up paying the guys $700,000 to go the fuck away. I can't even get Mickey D's to keep... read more