Julianne Hough Nip Slip At DWTS After Party

Julianne Hough's dress not working Mormon right was the sum total highlight of Season 5,000 of Dancing With the Stars. ABC is running seasons on continuous cycle allowing them to air an episode every thirteen seconds somewhere on this planet. The alternative is producing... read more

AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up

The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I'm sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I've seen more swollen nipples in the past year than John... read more

Behati Prinsloo Nip Slip At Oscar Party

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in this town. That is how I intend to spend my golden years. Watching those who... read more

Nicki Minaj Posts Nip Slip To Instagram

That looks a lot like Derek Jeter and Nicki Minaj's nipple. Two things that could use a good humility punch in the areola. I wasn't really sure how short and unnecessary Nicki Minaj was until I saw her standing next to a professional athlete. She wouldn't be all that... read more

Tila Tequila Doesn't Need Porn Awards

Tila Tequila is humble in her victories and gonorrheic in her defeats. No sooner did she win best celebrity sex tape at the AVN Awards for Anal Plunge 2: Tila Pretends To Have an Unauthorized Sex Tape, than she announced Farrah Abraham can have the trophy. She just wants... read more

Karlie Kloss Nip Slip in Versace

Everybody in Paris was buzzing about Taylor Swift's lesbian girlfriend's nipple slip during the Versace show. I think. They speak that gobbledygook language. They might've been talking about what sparkling white pairs best with cock. The only excitement in a fashion show... read more

Bai Ling Tit Falls Out in Germany

Yesterday was International The AIDS Day. I celebrated by pretending that men get The AIDS from vaginas. Today is International Older Chicks In Hollywood Flashing Their Big Ass Nipples Day. I'm celebrating by pretending this is a trend I hope continues. Photo Credit:... read more

Bai Ling Nipples at Crow Plus Twenty

Every cast member who wasn't killed during the production of the original Crow reassembled at a crappy theater at midnight in L.A. to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the film's original release. The Crow is s mostly known for Bruce Lee's son taking a bullet fragment... read more

Solange Knowles White Breasted Wedding

Solange Knowles finally married the much older music video director she's been dating for several years. The couple threw an intricately planned New Orleans wedding that involved everything from a pantomimed re-creation of the levees breaking during Katrina to 50,000... read more

Colleen Shannon Used to Be the World's Best Female DJ

Losing your spot on the dais to Paris Hilton can't feel good. I don't care if it's the pointless DJ crown or just the tiara given to the woman who has smoked the most idle rich cocaine covered pole, you don't want to be ousted by a chick whose IQ hovers around par at... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Make Us All Sex Offenders

I was with Jennifer Lawrence when she labeled everybody sex criminals for whacking to her hacked photos. It seemed harsh, but backing her felt like I was finally striking a blow for sexism. Also, my best chance to get laid. Peeking into her dress top to stare at her tits... read more