Girls, The Movie, A Reason to Live

One of the most universally disliked people in this country isn't a politician or a failed Cleveland Browns GM or even a spy or traitor. It's a self-described comedian. You wouldn't guess that. Try spending five minutes with Lena Dunham. read more

Brian Williams Breaks Silence On Analingus

The season premiere of Girls featured Allison Williams' character making some guy eat her ass out because it's HBO and you can do that, so why not. Williams explained how she applied some vanilla fragrance to her ass as across the ocean Dame Judy Dench cunt punched a... read more

Peter Pan Sucked And Shit Around The Web

Sweet Jesus did that Peter Pan special suck donkey balls. I don't know which part was worse, Christopher Walken pretending to give a shit or Marnie from Girls yowling the lyrics to beloved children's songs. Thanks for raping my childhood, NBC. Read all about this... read more

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Nobody Likes Allison Williams and Shit Around The Web

NBC announced that extremely modestly talented Allison Williams would be playing Peter Pan in a musical version of the classic children's tale. Much of the Internet delayed their salad selfies for a moment to trash Brian Williams' daughter while a small minority... read more