Kate Upton Gun Show and Shit Around the Web

Anna Faris rocks a bikini, Yankee Doodle Boobies, and more! read more

Ashley Greene Condo Fire Case Cracked

After Ashley Greene's condo burned down last year someone found a crack pipe in it, according to her building manager Adrian Mayorga. Apart from spreading sensationalized rumors about her, Mayorga is suing Greene for respiratory damage he incurred while huffing smoke... read more

Ashley Greene Had A Nice Workout

Ashley Greene should have been one of the few actors to make it out of the Twilight franchise with some star potential, but aside from a few roles in things that nobody cared about, she hasn't been doing much of anything. That doesn't really matter, though, as long as... read more

Ashley Greene Is Dating This Random Guy

Ashley Greene could be a neo-Nazi with a horrible secret past of murdering children, but even if that was true she'd still be the hottest kid-killing Hitler fan out there. That's why it's kind of disappointing that she's dating this random bearded guy in a tank top... read more

Ashley Greene Is A Considerate Daredevil

Twilight actress Ashley Greene seems like a very nice young woman, as evidenced by some of the photos that she posts to her Instagram account. For example, this photo and this photo both feature things that appeal to me and many other men throughout the world, and they... read more

Ashley Greene In GQ Russia

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Ashley Greene's Condo Just Burned Down

Residents in the building who live near Ashley tell TMZ ... Ashley's brother and assistant had been going in and out of the condo all morning. One resident says she heard glass exploding in Ashley's condo. I guess I have a suspicious mind, but this sounds pretty... read more

What The Crap, MTV?

America teenagers are really stupid (See: the success of Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber) and MTV is run by people who are very good at taking advantage of that stupidity. So despite the fact that no intelligent adult has watched the MTV Movie Awards in at least 10 years,... read more

Ashley Greene has red hair now

Remember this episode of 'the Simpsons' where it turns out Lisa is really good at gambling on football but thinks it's wrong so Homer tells her it's like how ice cream is better with hot fudge and whipped cream and those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up, and Lisa... read more

Ashley Greene won the bikini contest

Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don't know who he is. It might have said his name. I didn't even look, that's how little I care. So if he were... read more

Ashley Greene is photogenic

Ashley Greene remains the one and only good thing to come out of the 'Twilight' series, especially since almost none of their advice about fighting wolves translates over to the real world. That's extremely irresponsible film making. I could have been seriously hurt. ... read more

um, hey there Ashley Greene

I have no idea what iHeartRadio is, or what the iHeartRadio Music Festival was, but it was in Vegas this weekend at the MGM, and they had Ashley Greene in a magic dress that made her boobs quadruple in size. Is there a festival for those dresses. Because I would be way... read more