Britney Spears Sings

Britney Spears dazzled and delighted audiences at her Las Vegas show by squawking out what audiophiles have identified as a song. read more

Britney Spears Stage Rush Thwarted By Hot Oily Abs

Britney Spears stage show at PlanetHollywood answers the age old question, what is there for a middling gay dude or visiting Chinese housewife to do in Vegas for under four hundred dollars.  read more

Britney Spears Walmart Workout Video

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 27, 2017 at 11:52am PDT   Britney Spears looks like a personal trainer who was found barely alive after a ten-day bender in a lengthy new Instagram video. Her eyes say "I've seen horrors" while her hair says "The... read more

Britney Spears Doesn't Lip Sync

In a new interview, Britney Spears dispells those nasty rumors that she lip syncs during live performances. You have to move your mouth to lip sync, so, she's right. The autotune dial on Spears' tracks is turned all the way up to Rosie the Robot. Beep boop bop you... read more

Britney Spears Arching Toward Gomorrah (VIDEO)

Britney Spears' puppeteers are getting more sophisticated with their maneuvers. They can even make her touch her toes and run on a treadmill. The 2017 Spears has officially graduated from the zombie stumbling around on stage with baby food dribbling down her chin into a... read more

Britney Spears Insta Sex Slave 4 U

Britney Spears should make everyone clinically depressed. Instead, we celebrate the fact that she's simply alive. It's a low bar. The pop star's custodians must be sprinkling uppers into her Prozac-laced mac & cheese. read more

Britney Spears Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

Britney Spears will never have a model's body. Nor will she ever sing like somebody who was actually born to sing. But if a blind guy keeps taking swings and hitting home runs, you leave him in the lineup. read more

Britney Spears Tit Falls Out on Stage (VIDEO)

Two plus years of an overwrought lip-synched Vegas show for Japanese tourists and drunk bachelorettes and something finally happened worth watching. This must be how those NatGeo photographers feel after being camped in a cold wet foxhole for months on end waiting to... read more

Britney Spears Tramp Stamp Adjacent

Britney Spears got a tattoo of a cross right above her pussy. The Bible explicitly forbids graven images, and almost certainly those aimed at making you look impossibly more slutty. Jesus wasn't all that judgmental and in fact associated with prostitutes. read more

Britney Spears Bio Pic Could Be a Paradigm Shifter (VIDEO)

Britney Spears rose to fame as a child entertainer turned semi-attractive Southern girl pop star who fit the dress. She was an empty vessel with tits and excellent music producers. read more

Britney Plays Through (VIDEO)

There's some kind of special pressure not to pause in the middle of your act when you're lip-synching to pre-recorded tracks. There's probably a few girls in Senegal with a phonograph who still believes Britney sings lives. read more

Britney Spears Sweaty (VIDEO)

Many people noted that Britney Spear's performance at the iHeart Music Festival reminded them of the bygone days Britney Spears. She even wore the old school headset microphone to pretend she was singing words against the completely pre-recorded tracks. It's like watching... read more