Britney Spears Case Of The Runs While Singing Elvis Live

You know it's going to be a good day when Britney Spears' handlers sprinkle out a trail of Zoloft to lure her in front of the cameras to sing live. The inexplicably still up and running Spears sports the hottest Kohl's prom dress a girl could get in 2002 while belting out... read more

Britney Spears Painting Auctioned For $10,000 To Guy Who Was Auctioning It

Britney Spears gave the art world the wake-up call it desperately needed when she painted a breathtaking field of flowers as it would appear on a sheet of stickers. The original video of Spears creating her mentally incapacitated fantasy is what really needs to be... read more

Britney Spears Handicapable Tit Artist

Britney Spears delivers the only funny Saturday Night Live skit I've seen in ten years in a new Instagram video demonstrating her surprising comedic chops. Or, she's proving that she's thriving with a severe mental handicap and should be applauded for knowing how to open... read more

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Britney Spears Here To Comfort Vegas Victims

I wonder what level of confused you have to be when washed up celebrity singer Britney Spears becomes your sole sense of security after a mass shooting.  read more

Britney Spears Solo Kohl's Fashion Show At Home

Britney Spears might not be invited to mingle with the who's who of drug addicts at fashion week events happening around the world, but that isn't stopping her from putting on a manic dead-eyed fashion show of her own on Instagram. In a new video, the lip syncing... read more

Brittany Spears Spends Most Of Her Money On Massages

Britney manages to remind us that most other people who would have made the same mistakes she did don't have an empire of cash as a safety net to land on. The expenses of her dogs are higher than most individual teenager annual salaries earned working at the same exact... read more

Britney Spears Makeup Free Bravery

The bar for celebrity heroism is relatively low. Also, objectively low. A staunch Tweet against the alt-right, a donation of nearly 1/2500th of your annual income to flood victims in Houston, or posting make-up free on Instagram.  read more

Britney Spears Popozao Pump-Up and Shit Around the Web

Kylie Jenner's topless debut, Jourdan Dunn caught topless, and more! read more

Britney Spears Sings

Britney Spears dazzled and delighted audiences at her Las Vegas show by squawking out what audiophiles have identified as a song. read more

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Britney Spears Stage Rush Thwarted By Hot Oily Abs

Britney Spears stage show at PlanetHollywood answers the age old question, what is there for a middling gay dude or visiting Chinese housewife to do in Vegas for under four hundred dollars.  read more

Britney Spears Walmart Workout Video

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 27, 2017 at 11:52am PDT   Britney Spears looks like a personal trainer who was found barely alive after a ten-day bender in a lengthy new Instagram video. Her eyes say "I've seen horrors" while her hair says "The... read more

Britney Spears Doesn't Lip Sync

In a new interview, Britney Spears dispells those nasty rumors that she lip syncs during live performances. You have to move your mouth to lip sync, so, she's right. The autotune dial on Spears' tracks is turned all the way up to Rosie the Robot. Beep boop bop you... read more