Ciara And Russell Wilson Weirdos

It's tough to tell whether or not Russell Wilson is about to perform anilingus on his pregnant wife while he pretends she's Channing Tatum. Is he gripping her belly like a crystal ball because he's trying to read the fetus' fortune? Namely, is it mine? There's already one... read more

Ciara Super Happy She Didn't Fuck Russell Wilson Before Marriage

Ciara reflected on her up to a few months of sacred celibacy with Russell Wilson while he immersed himself in conversion therapy and wished upon every star in the sky. Known for relationships with 50 Cent, Bow Wow, Amar’e Stoudemire, and Future, the latter confirmed with... read more

Love Advent Running Low on Ideas (VIDEO)

There are twenty-four days of Advent. That's a ton of video concepts to pull off involving models with whom you've got a couple hours in studio and certainly won't be bringing creative input to the proceedings. read more

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Russell Wilson Wedding Night Sex Beast (VIDEO)

A guy who's spent twenty-seven years musing the Q in LGBTQ is going to kill the humping game once he's let loose. Wilson's brand new bride Ciara took to Snapchat to verify the marriage had been consummated and it was incredible. In most cases, this might be viewed as an... read more

Russell Wilson And Ciara Can Finally Bang

Russell Wilson is about to hit the shot heard 'round the world as he has married his longtime beard. He claims he was not having sex with his girlfriend Ciara for religious purposes. It's highly possible he's a zealot and using fake celibacy to help market his line of... read more

Ciara Tits Win Every Billboard Award

The Billboard Music Awards serve as a reminder that erhu plucked tunes over Chinese restaurant intercoms is not the world's most annoying music. Teenaged girls like super shitty music. Followed closely by teenaged boys trying to get laid by teenaged girls. read more

2016 Grammy Awards the 49th Best Grammy Awards Ever

Grammy's music is akin to grabbing the iPod of a random teen girl chewing bubble gum and pressing shuffle play. You throw in a desperate attempt to feature every single black person in the recording industry into the mix and you have crappy Seacrest radio play music... read more

Ciara Bares Cleavage For America And Shit Around The Web

Sexy singer Ciara set off a firestorm of uptight people tweeting angrily when she wore a low plunging neckline to sing the national anthem on Monday night's championship game. If it plunged any lower we might've seen her dick and I'd fire off a letter myself. I say let... read more

Russell Wilson and Ciara Edging

Russell Wilson and Ciara decided Access Hollywood was as private as any place to announce they were not going to fuck each other until they were married. For Wilson this was a profoundly religious decision based on a conversation with a very important friend: [Ciara] was... read more

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Russell Wilson Buys Low On Ciara

Russell Wilson has been porking pop singer Ciara and is now taking her to the White House Correspondent's Dinner if she promises not to bring her own bottle of hot sauce in her clutch. Besides being a singer which can only be verified by her Wiki page, Ciara is adept at... read more

Ciara Sees No Future With Future (Get It? Fuck Yeah I'm on A Roll)

Ciara spun the rapper wheel of sperm and got knocked up by Future, who proceeded to fuck around on her because he's a rapper and his name is Future. With their baby, also named Future, just three months old, Ciara has told Future to take a hike because she's heartsick... read more

Kim Kardashian Is Calling In The C-List Guns

In a very important reminder that she still technically has a job, Kim Kardashian filmed a segment of her "reality" series at a high end baby store in Los Angeles yesterday. And to show that she's really still one of the most powerful women in the world with scores of... read more