Demi Lovato Is Sorry, Yet Not Sorry, Deep (VIDEO)

Demi Lovato got back at her haters through song. Sorry Not Sorry, the new single on her upcoming sixth album. She didn't write it, but trust that it's super personal. read more

Demi Lovato Confidence Is Showing

If you're ever wondering how a woman sees her better self, conveniently read the slogan on her overpriced Spandex workout gear. "Scammed" would be the most honest, but more often than not words like "Hardcore" and "Girl Power" are substitutes. read more

Demi Lovato Hot Bikini Vacation And Shit Around The Web

Demi Lovato is torn between body shaming rants and posing in twisted contortions half naked to make you want to imagine her as your 2037 robot mistress. It's a tough balancing act. But only if you find the first part the least bit relevant. read more

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Matt Hates on Demi Lovato and Derrick Rose Sex Belts on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #62

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we discuss women oppressed by their own make-up artists, Grant Stobl's inclusive pronoun designation policy protest, why Derrick Rose is obsessed with something called a "sex belt", honor Kiefer Sutherland for his functional... read more

Demi Lovato Deeply Unhappy With Her Genes

Demi Lovato claims to be quitting show business for a while yet continues to say incendiary things in interviews, perhaps making the transition from an annoying shitty performer to simply an annoying person who doesn't perform. She says she's going to focus on 'charity... read more

Demi Lovato Easily Triggered

Demi Lovato is easily one of the most annoying people in the entertainment industry including all of the executives' coked up step children. She has a martyr complex about being not super thin yet also seems to base her enormous ego on this very premise. read more

Demi Lovato Making Money For God

Demi Lovato is now the co-owner of CAST Centers, a for-profit Los Angeles based mental health and wellness treatment facility. She was referred there after she had a massive breakdown, perhaps due to her obvious narcissistic personality disorder, or her mom's. read more

Demi Lovato and Mom Mocking the Zika

There's nothing funny about Zika. If you exclude the tiny shrunken baby heads and the fact that the British government is warning Englishmen not to let prostitutes in Florida suck their cocks this summer due to possibilities of oral transmission. read more

Demi Lovato No Clothes No Problem

Demi Lovato has come a long way since her mom was slapping food out of her hand so Barney would pick her for his after-hours Bunga Bunga parties. A couple or three bottles of Scotch and some forearm scars later and Lovato is now considered a sexy pop music star, despite... read more

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Demi Lovato Naked Body Proud

Girls can't just get naked anymore. There has to be a message. Demi Lovato went makeup and clothes free to support a message of body acceptance. If you have up to six hours a day for private trainers and juice extracted from the anus of a vegan Sasquatch, you too can... read more

Demi Lovato Sucking

Demi Lovato is in the unenviable position of having a pear shaped DNA sequence and ensconced firmly in the business of selling her body. It's why her mom encouraged Lovato into eating disorders at six. It was the clairvoyance of this day when her daughter would be posing... read more

Demi Lovato Now Also Gay Too

Demi Lovato had little economic choice but to hint at being gay curious, maybe bisexual, not fully sexually fluid or gender neutral, but mostly definitely some slurps at the lady gob. Her tortured explanation was gross until you set it against the fact that she bones... read more