Demi Moore New Teeth Are Biting Back

There's a quiet confidence a woman gains when her meth teeth are fixed. Watch Orange is the New Black for a dramatized example. Though skip the ninety-four percent about oppressive prison conditions for the underclass. It's not as broadly humorous as it used to be. Demi... read more

Demi Moore 'Sheared Off' Front Teeth To Stress

Demi Moore, had a lighthearted mental break last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The former celebrity kicked off the interview by acknowledging that she is missing her front teeth due to complications from stress. A cute word for drug addition. Allegedly.... read more

Demi Moore Unloads Triplex, Celebrates With a Tit Spill

Talk about stress. When you're selling one of your homes and they're simply not moving. Look what it did to the El Moussa's. They started fucking Gary the Contractor.  read more

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Ashton Kutcher Pillar of Character

It doesn't make you a great humanitarian to share in your good fortune, though it can if you learn to say the right things at awards banquets. "I do what I can" and "I only wish I could do more" are solid standbys. "This isn't really about me" will bring down the house... read more

Demi Moore Window Shopping Scientology

According to anonymous reports in Radar Online, so what Macedonian fake news purveyors point to as even worse than them when they are outed, Demi Moore is dabbling in Scientology. Not for the first time, but again. read more

Demi Moore's Pool Claims a Life

Demi Moore was shocked by the death of a 21-year old man in her pool over the weekend. This kind of thing only happens every now and then at Moore's house so she's still not quite used to it. Publicists for the family are quick to point out that while Demi and her three... read more

Demi Moore and Her Girls in Bikinis And Shit Around The Web

Demi Moore has the right idea about posing next to girls who aren't as hot as she is. So, it's her daughters. That's clearly not her fault. Bruce! Demi Moore and her chinny daughters in bikinis, it's a thing (Egotastic) Mariah Carrey's milk jugs swinging on a boat. (TMZ)... read more

Rumer And Demi Self Exploitation

Rumer Willis and Demi Moore dressed up as twins and pretended they weren't praying on your most base of sexual fantasies. I don't know where the mother/daughter thing ranks in terms of the bed post notch pantheon but I'd put it somewhere below actual twins and most... read more

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Might Be Engaged

Now that his divorce from Demi Moore is almost complete, and the 50-year old actress is done actually taking part of his large fortune thanks to no pre-nup, Ashton Kutcher is free to take his relationship with Mila Kunis to the next level. Despite reports that Ashton and... read more

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Demi Moore Won't Be Getting More Divorce Cash

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's unnatural marriage is finally over and Ashton will not have to support the old crone financially. The divorce has been in a nasty back and forth for a couple of years now. Demi wanted spousal support from Ashton because he cheated on her... read more

Why Do Celebrity Dudes Get Married?

Demi Moore just filed for alimony support against Ashton Kutcher in their divorce proceedings. Since Demi Moore is worth a boatload of cash, take this legal move as a big fuck you to Ashton who cheated on Demi with between one and four-hundred and twenty-seven other... read more

Demi Moore got dumped again

If you thought that the relationship between Demi Moore, who is 50, and Vito Schnabel, who is 26, was doomed to fail, it turns out you were right. So congratulations, you're a monster who judges people based solely on appearance, but at least you're good at it. [gallery... read more