Emma Stone Defeats Wage Gap And Jennifer Lawrence

Nothing screams new age American values more than competing against someone that looks like you, and clawing yourself to the top. It's capitalism rebooted. But I'd rather see Emma Stone claw at Jennifer Lawrence in barely any clothes read more

Emma Stone Battle of the Sexes in Marie Claire

  Emma Stone is one of those actresses that even people who hate people like. She's a chick who can hang who happens to be model-gorgeous and weigh forty-five pounds. Because she snorted one time while laughing, Stone is just such a dork. One of the boys. Who calorie... read more

Chantel Jeffries Bosomy Black Bikini and Shit Around the Web

  Donna D'Errico looking busty, Remy Ma slips a nip, and more! read more

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Brie Larson Girl Power Extravaganza

Brie Larson seems desperate to interject herself into any conversation regarding feminism. This has included such harrowing acts as not clapping when Casey Affleck won an Oscar and making a bunch of money to star in a movie about a woman who was kidnapped and raped... read more

Golden Planned Parenthood Pins Snuck Into Oscars

Nothing says rebellious symbolism like wearing a pin so tiny you have to later on direct people to people blown up photos of the pin and explain to them the nature of the rebellion. Emma Stone and a handful of other Oscar attendees living on the bleeding edge of social... read more

Miles Teller and Emma Watson Put Out

Resting pussy face Miles Teller and UN Ambassador Emma Watson were originally slated to be the leads in La La Land, the white bread throwback musical that is going to win Best Picture at the Oscars this year because affirmative action has a glass ceiling. read more

Actors Are Not People

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously. read more

Emma Stone's Been Robbed

Emma Stone seems like one of the more likable young success stories in Hollywood. By all accounts she's easy-going and taking her fame and fortune with some amount of grounded humility. Yet no actress is escapable in the movie promotional magazine article from griping... read more

Emma Stone Is Now Legit

I don't particularly understand musical theater. Whenever somebody around me breaks out into song, my natural inclination is to want to punch them in the face until they can't sing any longer. I don't need the Postman or the Nightclub Owner or the Prostitute emoting to... read more

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Emma Stone Not Representing the U.S. Well

The powerhouse that is America may not be the shining light on the hill it once was, but we still stand for all things super-sized. Everything here is supposed to be big. We have big business, big cars, big round people, and we're supposed to have big tits. It's okay for... read more

Andrew Garfield Has To Tuck It Back

Andrew Garfield revealed that he puts a lot of thought into how much dick he tucks back in his Spiderman suit. An interviewer asked Garfield how he handled his package in the skin tight Spidey suit. Apparently, he spent a lot of time thinking about how much of his junk... read more

Emma Stone Claims This Nude Pic Is Not Hers

If it looks like a cute redhead's naked body and quacks like a cute redhead's naked body, then it's usually a cute redhead's naked body. However, Emma Stone's people swear that this nude mirror selfie is not her, despite the fact that it kind of looks like her. According... read more