Spencer Pratt Grooming Newborn For Celebrity Rehab

"You’re not a good parent if you’re not trying to get your son set up to potentially get a $250 million gig, If doctors were getting paid $250 million, we’d hit the books hard, but currently that’s not the reality." read more

Heidi Montag Glowing

Heidi Montag is milking her larvae for all it's worth by posing for anyone who gets wet thinking about a pregnant mangled Barbie. The reality television sensation opens up to blog The Fullest about being an international joke. Montag also beaches herself on Beyoncé's... read more

Heidi Montag Knows Her Place

The people who make their living being human zoo exhibits, the good ones at least, have a distinct understanding of their character. The Kardashians play to their slutty sisters type. The Housewives get loaded and leave their tampon strings visible in short skirts. read more

Heidi Montag With Child

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would eat a litter of puppies if they thought it would land them a sentence in Parade Magazine. Instead, they’re having a kid. read more

Spencer Pratt Jiu-Jitsu Beast

There aren't many serious douchebags who ever turn things around. It's worth noting so that you can wait pointlessly for every other asshole you know to someday be your best friend. read more

3rd Annual Reality TV Awards Happened

Apparently there's something called the Reality TV Awards. Most people try to obscure the dirty places they earn their money, but reality television has decided to celebrate. ISIS will never attack such events even though reality television is the epitome of all they... read more

Heidi Montag Had Her Giant Breasts Reduced

Having never actually been talented or had a reason to be famous, Heidi Montag once had a ton of cosmetic work done so people would think she was really attractive, and that included having her breasts enlarged as if they were made by Reebok and her nipples had "PUMP"... read more

Why the Long Face, Heidi Montag?

In case you were wondering what hapless reality TV dipshits Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were up to, and I know that you really were, they just got home from a swank vacation in Cabo, where they undoubtedly got away from the troubles of nobody giving a flying rat's ass... read more

Heidi Montag Is Cutting Back

Heidi Montag is about to lose a third of her fame and talent by getting breast reduction surgery. The vapid fame and beauty chaser once got ten Barbie Doll style plastic surgeries in one day, some of which were to give her size F yabbos. That's show stopping stripper... read more

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt To Have Aura Baby

Useless potato people Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying to conceive a baby. Wait, before you slit your wrists to opt out of the coming of the devil spawn they would produce, it's not a real baby. It's an aura baby. What in the name of holy fuck is an aura baby?... read more

Prepare to be shocked

Heidi Montag? On a date with her douchebag husband at the Santa Barbara Zoo yesterday? Kissing? But they said they were getting divorced! They even filed they paperwork! Oh my goodness, so they were lying this whole time to get attention? Oh I can hardly believe it. I... read more

Heidi Montag is a good surfer

Now there are even more new pictures of Heidi Montag last week in Costa Rica, this time as she bravely tries surfing for the first time. It didn't go very well for some unknowable reason, but now we have bikini pictures of a girl with big tits. "Even more bikini... read more