Mark Wahlberg Highest Paid Actor

Women, and the men who are scared of them, are already complaining about how much money Mark Wahlberg, and second place earner, The Rock, make in annual movie pay compared to leading actresses. It's easy to complain about numbers when eliminating science from your... read more

Kaley Cuoco Sweaty Horse Woman

God accidentally gifted Mark Wahlberg a brilliant Hollywood career, then had to grant similar blessings randomly to a few more not particularly skilled actors or unusually attractive people to cover his tracks.  read more

Kaley Cuoco Gifting Blossom Several Mill

Navy SEAL Ryan Owens comes to mind obviously in terms of self-sacrifice. Second on that list has to be Kaley Cuoco and the four other original cast members of The Big Bang Theory. read more

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Kaley Cuoco Confesses to Plastic Surgery, But For the Right Reasons

In Hollywood you can have five abortions, three in-patient rehab visits, and four marriages and take home the Sojourner Truth Award, but if you fix that bump you hate in your nose you have to concoct a public mea culpa. read more

Gender Wage Gap in TV Reaches Alarming Non-Existent Levels

Discussing anything television money starts and ends with everybody on The Big Bang Theory making $20 million plus per season. If you can wrap your mind around a cookie cutter laugh track sitcom dulling American brains week after week to being the most watched show on... read more

Kaley Cuoco Found Her Billionaire

Kaley Cuoco dumped her professional tennis player husband because he wasn't playing any tennis, not anything bringing in cash. Every well-off chick eventually learns what every well-off guy knows more instinctively -- rent love. Buying is for suckers. read more

Kaley Cuoco Saw It Coming

According to friends of Kaley Cuoco, the Big Bang Theory actress wasn't surprised by her recent divorce from her husband Ryan Sweeting after only 21 months of the kind of marriage gay marriage activists used to point to as heterosexual marriage fail. Those were good... read more

Kaley Cuoco Had Some Work Done

Kaley Cuoco is outraged that people think she got a nose job after she posted tons of photos of herself bandaged up after having surgery on her nose. I hate when that happens. All you want is for the public to share in the personal details of your sinus surgery. That... read more

Kaley Cuoco Is Not So Good at Teasy

At some point before you chop off your flowing locks you should ask yourself, how badly do I want to be mistaken for Ellen? This could save a whole lot of heartache. Kaley Cuoco is one of those girls who has benefitted from the blond bombshell reputation by way of a big... read more

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Kaley Cuoco Is a Lifetime Achiever

Kaley Cucoco received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after her PayPal for $49.95 cleared and she agreed to make herself look as old and unattractive as possible for a 28-year old with nice tits. The notion that the star in the cement in front of a head shop is... read more

Kaley Cuoco's Husband Got An Armful Of Boob

Here's a fun optical illusion to start your day off right. Are Kaley Cuoco's breasts crammed into a fun, artsy bathing suit as her husband and tennis pro, Ryan Sweeting, is getting cozy with her by the water somewhere? Or is that really his arm that's wrapped around her... read more

Kaley Cuoco In A Bikini In Her Pool

Now that Kaley Cuoco has liberated her tits with her heartfelt revelation that they're not only fake, but they're the best thing she ever bought herself, she can be free to do all sorts of shit without fear of public judgement. I imagine an immense weight has been lifted... read more