Kelly Ripa Chooses Seacrest

In the world of big news for the indolent, Kelly Ripa ended the long tease of her new co-host for Live announcement with a blessedly short skit before naming Ryan Seacrest. read more

Kelly Ripa Seems Happy

Former NFL lineman Michael Strahan has been anointed by ABC as their magical morning TV negro. He's been promoted through the morning infotainment TV show ranks at speeds unnerving to his facially barely recognizable female co-hosts who haven't eaten since the first Bush... read more

Shaq And Kelly Ripa Raises Questions

Kelly Ripa and Shaq posed for a picture together and the only thing anyone was thinking was what would happen if they banged. Ripa comes in about dick height on O'Neal who probably has a legal disclaimer ready in the event of romantic activities. It would be great to be... read more

Kelly Ripa Gets Down And Dirty

I don't know why it makes me uncomfortable to learn Kelly Ripa fucks her husband all the time. Odds are she even fucked dudes before they met. There are dudes walking around out there who have literally put their dick in Kelly Ripa. I know why the thought of Ripa spread... read more

Kelly Ripa Pardons James Franco (VIDEO)

It's worrisome when the morning talk show bobble heads get confronted with unscripted situations. Like Kelly Ripa and lisping Michael Strahan providing James Franco the forum to cop to encouraging a seventeen year old girl on Instagram to meet him in a hotel room.These... read more

Kelly Ripa Is in Mexico Looking For Her Missing Tits

Kelly Ripa responded to critics of her anorexic frame by packing on some Cameron Diaz 40-something lady muscle. In an era when so many celebrities are feeling the need to artificially enhance the size of their breasts, it's nice to see one woman make hers completely... read more

Kelly Ripa went as happily married Kim Kardashian

At around the exact same time that the story broke about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey were on TV dressed up as Kim and Kris at their wedding. Hopefully the crowd turned on them and yelled "too soon!", "boooo", "you... read more

this is much better

These new pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini are very much like the other pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini, except greener. (image source = splash and mavrix) [gallery ids="263541,263551,263561,263571,263581,263591,263601,263611,263621,263631"] read more

This is freakin me out

Kelly Ripa went swimming this morning in Miami before filming "Live with Regis and Kelly" a few hours later, and I wish she hadn't because her belly button is making me extremely uncomfortable.  It sticks out so far it even casts a damn shadow. I think she's hot but this... read more

Kelly Ripa is a hot bitch

Some things to take away from these pictures of Kelly Ripa yesterday, down in Miami with her hunky husband and their three kids, in town to film "Regis and Kelly Live." Picture 4 - Yeah, yeah you like that?  You like rubbin it all over?  Well I got some white stuff you... read more


I can’t imagine why, but Kelly Ripa was talking about 80’s Phillies third baseman/cry baby Mike Schmidt this morning, when she tripped over his name a ended up cursing on live TV. I don’t know why this is newsworthy, but Kelly Ripa is hot so there’s never a bad reason to... read more


Kelly Ripa was the marquee name at the High Heel-A-Thon in Central Park for March of Dimes yesterday in New York, and I realize this won’t win me much street cred, but I would tear her little ass up.  She would walk in the house and I would pounce on her like Dino does... read more