Khloe Kardashian Is Love Doctor For Awkward Losers

Welcome to a world where any woman, no matter how unqualified she is, can share advice about love and dating the same way she shares STDs. Female celebrities haven’t been shy when it’s time to spew their view on topics they aren’t too familiar.  read more

Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets out of line, and Kendall of course brings the only body that... read more

Khloé Kardashian Brings Lighting Crew To DMV

Those of you who felt seismic activity at your local DMV probably already know that Khloé Kardashian was clomping around during the filming of Keeping Up With The Kardashians while getting a new license sans the "Odom" name. Her ex Lamar Odom is foaming at the mouth on a... read more

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Kelly Clarkson Looks Like Hell

While we know that all of the aged 90's actresses out there got together at some point and decided on a standardized face, it would appear now that Khloé Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson, and honestly the rhinestone Sea Witch herself Wynonna Judd are now gunning for the same... read more

Two Idiots Reference Babies To Shill Makeup

Ninety-percent of the time I'm able to write about the Jenndashian brothel without hearing any of the girls actually speak, but in order to supposedly hear Kylie Jenner and Beast spill the hot gos on their pregnancies, I sat through this video of the two makeup-smeared... read more

Caitlyn Hid Her Dick Snip From Kim

It’s a sad day for any celebrity when someone who has been like a father to you for the first half of their life becomes your other mother for the second half. Even a google search quickly corrects and reminds you that your old dad is your new mom number two.  read more

Khloé Kardashian "Chubby And Tall" In Revenge Body Trailer

Khloé Kardashian gets serious about her fat body in the new emotional trailer for the upcoming second season of her E! series, Revenge Body. Where she gets revenge by showing us her body. No. The show follows tragic nobodies willing to take health and life advice from... read more

Khloe Kardashian Becomes Third Pregnant Kardashian

If you bet on a large demographic spike in the birth of half-black half-Armenian out of wedlock children in 2017, you're about to be rich. This isn't exactly Saruman breeding armies of Man-orcs, but it's the closest example we have on regular earth. read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

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Khloe Kardashian Will Ever Go Hungry Again

In an almost 800 word essay composed by Khloe Kardashian and her support team, the youngest Kardashian sister claims that in the first five years of her TV show fame, she was denied the commercial opportunities of her two older sisters due to her weight. read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more

O.J. Parole Creates Unnoticed Victim

The Goldman family was particularly peeved about O.J. Simpson being granted parole at his first shot hearing this past week. Simpson did behead their kid for hitting on his ex-wife. But perhaps nobody suffered more with the Simpson parole decision than Khloe Kardashian. read more