Kristen Stewart Sexy in a Thong and Shit Around the Web

Caroline Vreeland topless at the beach (DrunkenStepfather) Joanna Krupa flaunts her newly single body (TMZ) Jemma Lucy naked in outdoor shower (TaxiDriverMovie) Cara Rose in full topless bloom (EgotasticAllStars) Kristen Stewart black thong for V Magazine (Egotastic... read more

Rupert Sanders Suffers Oral For His Art

Rupert Sanders regrets going down on Kristen Stewart five years. Or at least he regretted the scandal before getting to conveniently mention it while pushing his new turd Ghost in the Shell. read more

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Upgrade

Who knows what Kristen Stewart is really like? Not the puff piece writers at People, or the essayists at Vogue who sit down to lunch with her on the veranda to discover her complexities. read more

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Kristen Stewart Running Out of Ways to Piss Off Her Parents

Chain smoke cigarettes. Flip off cameras. Take on indie roles in French noir cinema. Announcing you're gay at 25 is a nice touch. But the buzz cut is what really pisses off mom. She told you girls had to be pretty. My baby! read more

Kristen Stewart Smells Like Free Spirit

Kristen Stewart landed the cover of V magazine's "Free Spirit" issue for being a rich girl who hates her parents and became a lesbian in her mid-20's. That's the free spirit combo pack. read more

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Seem Happy

Lesbians aren't so different from you and me. Or not so different at all if you're also a lesbian. Kristen Stewart became a lesbian a couple years ago when she looked in her closet and decided she was mostly there. She's transitioned easily into the butch role as she's... read more

It's Official, You're Lesbians

It's weird how people so quickly take on the guise of central casting characters when they assume a new role in their life. Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell clearly employed a lesbian lifestyle coach to develop appropriate wardrobe and mannerisms affected by millennial... read more

Kristen Stewart Finally Smiling

Sexual fluidity means that everybody who has the means will eventually find themselves going down on a Victoria's Secret model. It's the game winning touchdown of life no matter what team you play for. read more

Kristen Stewart Rankling the Lesbians

Because lesbian relationships necessarily involve two chicks you can always count on twice the crazy. It makes lesbian life rather dramatic when both people in a relationship might at any time light the other person's possessions on fire or toss their shit in the street.... read more

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Kristen Stewart And St Vincent Back Together

Kristen Stewart is back together with her ex girlfriend St Vincent who was formerly dating Cara Delevingne making her the new Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon except with crotch bumping or quite possibly just Instagram pics. read more

Things Going Well Enough With Lily-Rose Depp

The daughter from the marriage Johnny Depp broke off to be with Amber Heard seems to be doing well. Gaunt, pale, heroin chic. It's all you can ask for at seventeen. At least once you've tossed both school and an honest job out the window as options. read more

Kristen Stewart And Alicia Cargile Kiss

Kristen Stewart is back in baby's arms. The actress who channels privilege rage into lesbian make-out sessions is back together with her previous girlfriend and personal assistant, Alicia Cargile. Not just men fuck their assistants in Hollywood. Though men often weigh... read more