Lollapalooza is Fest with Most Sex

I require a lot of bang for my buck. If I'm going to shell out cash and dedicate time off from work there needs to be a good reason.  read more

Lady Gaga Tour Outfits Problem Areas

Anyone wondering how a fading star with no one to say "no" to dresses will be excited to see Gaga's costumes from the Joanne World Tour. Her rebranded ironic New Yorker country trash lite look of recent has made way for her tired clown costumes of yesteryear. Someone's... read more

Blake Lively Digs Chicks and Lady Gaga Backs Liars on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #95

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder aloud how women get a free pass on blatant sexism, track down Lady Gaga hiding behind her rape culture GOJF card, insist dead Ronnie James Dio be left to rot in peace, wonder if Lil Duval death to trannies comments is... read more

Lady Gaga May Be Forced to Rat on Kesha

You're in something of a pickle when you're a woman who talks about rape, sings on top of burning pianos about rape, and you're called to testify in a court case involving your friend who made false rape allegations. What's a millennial pop star to do?   read more

Dioni Tabbers See-Through Model and Shit Around the Web

Lady Gaga's new hair, naked actresses with three names, and more! read more

Lady Gaga Whore-bnb

Lady Gaga loves Airbnb. During the Super Bowl she stayed in a $10,000 a night mansion in Houston. More recently she left her left her pesky $1,000 bills crumpled up in the trashcan of a $25 million abode near Coachella. read more

Coachella Is Made for Magic (VIDEO)

The Coachella Festival annually generates a hundred million dollars in ticket sales alone. Any attempt at mocking the desert pop music festival will be met rightfully by 'scoreboard'. read more

Lady Gaga Steps In

Nothing speaks to indie music fans quite like corporate pop music acts. After Beyonce pulled out of headlining Coachella due to implanting fertilized eggs into her uterus precisely in time to opt out of the big ticket music festival, organizers scrambled to land another... read more

Madonna Transatlantic Baby Trade and Johnny Depp's $30K a Month Wine Tab on Last Men on Earth Podcast #76

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast Matt and I profoundly discuss the ramifications of a nationwide Woman Strike, how Lady Gaga came to invent her own body shaming and nobody cares, why Budweiser isn't actually the beer of the tolerant pacifists, how Johnny Depp can... read more

Lady Gaga Battles Body Shamers She Insists Attacked Her

A year ago a female celebrity had to pluck out one or two negative comments about their bodies on Twitter from the tens of thousands of positive respondents in order to build a sweeping body shaming class action case. In 2017, simply claim you were on the cruel end of... read more

Lady Gaga Ungagged

The NFL picks their Super Bowl halftime musical act by assessing what guys who watch football have absolutely no interest in watching. It's a blatant play to keep female and kiddy household members at the TV screen when everybody else runs off to take a shit and re-fill... read more

Lady Gaga Rape Challenged and Pitbull Florida Perfect in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #70

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt cries rape and nobody cares, Pitbull discloses he's Florida's paid bitch, Julia Ioffe receives you-go-girl's for her Ivanka Trump incest jokes, women who don't want kids are blaming an ailing Gaia, Baywatch bitching returns,... read more