Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn't enough. Aw, Petunia, you've got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to notice how many chicks looked... read more

Lauren Conrad Bans Skinny

Lauren Conrad's website catering to the wealthy unemployed crowd has banned the word "skinny". Skinny is now an unspeakable term and anyone who actually happens to be skinny should going forward refer to themselves as less fat. The word fat itself was phased out during... read more

HAHAHA, YOU SUCK LAUREN CONRAD

If you don’t know who Christiano Ronaldo is, just imagine a Portuguese version of David Beckham.  But not Beckham now, Beckham 10 years ago, when he was the most famous person in the world and still single.  Needless to say a guy like that is gonna nail tons of hot ass,... read more

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THERE IS A SEX TAPE. AND ITS BORING.

“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad has vehemently denied that she ever made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler, but now a company has confirmed its existence by rescinding the offer they once made to buy it.  SugarDVD told TMZ that they have seen the tape and they are... read more