Lenny Dykstra Slides Into Lena Dunham's DMs

Lenny Dykstra is the last of a dying breed. When celebrities and sports stars watch their mouth on social media, the outfielder isn't afraid to catch whatever comes his way. It's all about making a play at the end of the day. Lenny's ready to take one for the team. read more

Open Post: Lena Dunham's 73 Questions Will Give You Diarrhea

Lena Dunham manages to out Lena Dunham herself with her participation in Vogue's 73 Questions series. It's legitimately unwatchable, and those of you willing to brave more than ten seconds will be treated to diarrhea. Headaches. Dizziness. SARS. Hives. Bird flu. Death.... read more

Lena Dunham Two Dogs, One Tit

Lena Dunham's breast spilled out of her top while she hauled her two replacement dogs across the sands in the manner of a fisherman hoisting his catch. That's not to assume she's going to consume her new designer dogs. Though she is, with fava beans and a half gallon of... read more

Lena Dunham Is Listening

Lena Dunham ratted on two American Airlines attendants she claims she overheard at JFK speaking unfavorably about transgendered teenagers and how they would never accept one because they think it's gross. Dunham wasn't even flying American, but to think she's not... read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features Anatomic Blonde Charlize Theron (VIDEO)

  Charlize lezzes out with Sofia Boutella, Girls rides off into the sunset, and the rare Meryl Streep nude scene, all in this week's Mr. Skin Minute! read more

Lena Dunham Nail In The Coffin For American Horror Story

Aging hipster Lena Dunham is further carrying out her master plan of being the most despised dough explosion on the planet by joining the next season of American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy's star-fucking saga has been marred by appearances by the likes of progressive Bud... read more

Lena Dunham Epic Pet Re-Gifter

In a surreal yet not unexpected move, an interview was arranged between the woman who took in Lena Dunham's "re-homed" dog Lamby and the press. Dani Shay, a dog trainer in Los Angeles' Chinatown, insert your own fucking dog in spicy garlic sauce joke, offered a proof of... read more

Lena Dunham Bloody Panties and Canine Lies

Everything that happens in Lena Dunham's life is documented, shared, and made available for privileged white women to send party platters to express their sympathy. The girls kidnapped and raped along their desperate trek for a jug of ebola infested water in Ghana have no... read more

Lena Dunham Fills the Void Left by Cosby Mistrial

The Cosby trial ended in a hopelessly deadlocked jury. Convicting celebrities is nearly impossible in this country as evidenced by the shitty prosecutorial record in doing so. Robert Blake said he couldn't have possibly shot his pain in the ass wife because he forgot his... read more

Lena Dunham Honey Pot

Finally, Lena Dunham has found peace with her naked body. Blow the poppers. Confusing as Dunham always seemed quite content being naked while a wallowing tub of goo working an inside joke so inside nobody got it. read more

Lena Dunham Tanked Another Candidate (VIDEO)

  Note to future political candidates with crappy foresight: don't ask Lena Dunham for her endorsement. If she offers it up unilaterally, treat it as you would her making an offer of sexual intercourse. Cover yourself in a prophylactic latex and run. Not necessarily in... read more

Lena Dunham Finding Not Fat a Challenge

Us Weekly's new cover features a picture of Lena Dunham with the caption 20 Slimdown Diet Tips Stars Are Using. Readers are confused. Dunham is neither thin nor a star.  read more