As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. read more

Lupita Nyong'o's Gown Depreciates

Whoever stole Lupita Nyongo's pearl studded Calvin Klein gown from her hotel room returned it in a garbage bag after realizing they'd been duped into thinking it was easy money. The dress was worth $150,000 because it contained "6,000 alabaster akoya pearls" according to... read more

Lupita Nyong'o's Gown Victimized

Lupita Nyong'o, who played the chick you fantasized about bending over a saw horse while your pursed your face in consternation watching Twelve Years A Slave, had her Oscar dress stolen from her hotel room. The gown was adorned with 6,000 White Akoya pearls and is worth... read more

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Black Woman Nearly Sneaks Into Oscars!

Maybe it was all the concern over the rain or staving off the they're-not-all-Muslim terrorists, but Academy Awards security completely missed this chick strolling right down the red carpet at the Academy Awards tonight. She wasn't all that hard to spot, given her bright... read more