NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

Aubrey O'Day and Lydia Hearst probably aren’t really gay, but it turns out I don’t care.  I don’t care why girls are kissing, just that they do it.  A lot.  In front of me.  I don’t care if they’re doing it for attention or because it’s natural.  "Natural" sucks anyway. ... read more

BRITNEY IS TOO TRASHY

Britney Spears has been pawned once again because she's such a white trash train-wreck, no one with any dignity wants anything to do with her.   This time she got denied by heiress-model Lydia Hearst, who designed 100 PUMA bags to give away at the Heatherette fashion... read more