Kate Mara Excitement Contained and Shit Around the Web

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The OG Megan Fox Granny Instagram Hottie

Megan Fox has apparently signed a forty-five-year contract with lingerie company Frederick's of Hollywood, because once again she's back to pimp out their whore clothes to the delight of people who appreciate the finer things in life. Megan Fox was the... read more

The Martyrdom of Megan Fox and Andy Dick Licker on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #108

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we wondered whether or not Hollywood was much cooler but three weeks ago before the "outings", consider the martyrdom stats of Megan Fox, cheer on Lindsey Vonn for tub masturbation and athletic bravado, do about the same for Leo... read more

Rita Ora Lingerie Model and Shit Around the Web

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Megan Fox Compares Herself to Joan of Arc

There's one guarantee for anybody who ever compares themselves to Joan of Arc. They are not students of history. Let alone bothered to read Arc's Wiki page.  read more

Brian Austin Green Defends His Kinder

Rounding down, about zero percent of the population gives a crap how you dress your about to turn five year old. Short of some kind of expletive on a t-shirt which alerts zero tolerance principals and PTA moms, who comments on a kindergartners' clothes?   read more

Megan Fox Also Has a Son in A Dress

To credit Megan Fox, she was crazy in the head long before it became trendy in Hollywood. Her OCD and self-harming are self-admitted bits of her personality. As is the fact she's a bisexual who speaks in tongues at church. She's not altogether put together. You forgot all... read more

Katya Henry Thongtastic on Snapchat and Shit Around the Web

Anna Ewers models Euro swimwear (DrunkenStepfather) Former WWE Diva Cameron likes white dudes (TMZ) Victoria Hervey braless in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Rosie Danvers topless with pink hair (EgotasticAllStars) Katya Henry looks thongtastic on Snapchat (Egotastic... read more

Megan Fox Has to Work

Megan Fox seemed fully separated from her vertigo experiencing long-term unemployed former husband, Brian Austin Green. His mysterious illnesses limits his ability to work. Hanging out in the sweet digs his wife pays for remains on the medically approved list. read more

Brian Austin Green Gets Back in There

With the instincts of a stripper about to lose her bread winner, Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox for a third time. Pretty slick, survivor. Fox filed for divorce Green last Fall after flipping through iCal and realizing her husband hadn't worked in seventeen... read more

Megan Fox Still Has Some Rocking Tits And Shit Around The Web

Now that Megan Fox has come out of hiding, I am reminded of the fact that she's got some of the best tits in Hollywood. Here she is showing off her lady mammaries to Jimmy Kimmel. I've missed you, girls. (Popoholic) Samantha Hoopes is all kinds of cleavy in a bikini in... read more

Megan Fox Divorcing

After eleven years of dating, five years of marriage and two little kids with that skinny dude from 90210, Megan Fox is cutting her husband loose. Nobody ever fully understood why a world class sexpot was hooked up with a one-show in the 90's actor turned part-time DJ... read more