Brian Austin Green Defends His Kinder

Rounding down, about zero percent of the population gives a crap how you dress your about to turn five year old. Short of some kind of expletive on a t-shirt which alerts zero tolerance principals and PTA moms, who comments on a kindergartners' clothes?   read more

Megan Fox Also Has a Son in A Dress

To credit Megan Fox, she was crazy in the head long before it became trendy in Hollywood. Her OCD and self-harming are self-admitted bits of her personality. As is the fact she's a bisexual who speaks in tongues at church. She's not altogether put together. You forgot all... read more

Katya Henry Thongtastic on Snapchat and Shit Around the Web

Anna Ewers models Euro swimwear (DrunkenStepfather) Former WWE Diva Cameron likes white dudes (TMZ) Victoria Hervey braless in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Rosie Danvers topless with pink hair (EgotasticAllStars) Katya Henry looks thongtastic on Snapchat (Egotastic... read more

Megan Fox Has to Work

Megan Fox seemed fully separated from her vertigo experiencing long-term unemployed former husband, Brian Austin Green. His mysterious illnesses limits his ability to work. Hanging out in the sweet digs his wife pays for remains on the medically approved list. read more

Brian Austin Green Gets Back in There

With the instincts of a stripper about to lose her bread winner, Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox for a third time. Pretty slick, survivor. Fox filed for divorce Green last Fall after flipping through iCal and realizing her husband hadn't worked in seventeen... read more

Megan Fox Still Has Some Rocking Tits And Shit Around The Web

Now that Megan Fox has come out of hiding, I am reminded of the fact that she's got some of the best tits in Hollywood. Here she is showing off her lady mammaries to Jimmy Kimmel. I've missed you, girls. (Popoholic) Samantha Hoopes is all kinds of cleavy in a bikini in... read more

Megan Fox Divorcing

After eleven years of dating, five years of marriage and two little kids with that skinny dude from 90210, Megan Fox is cutting her husband loose. Nobody ever fully understood why a world class sexpot was hooked up with a one-show in the 90's actor turned part-time DJ... read more

Megan Fox Is Limited

Brian Austin Green became the last long term unemployed dad in America to join social media and start posting photos of his children on Instagram. Nobody would give a shit if Green hadn't drawn the long straw and got to fuck babies into Megan Fox. About five years ago... read more

Megan Fox Plays Stupid Well (VIDEO)

Megan Fox went on Conan and told him his spirit animal is a llama. Some show prep producer mocked up a convoluted astrological chart for Fox to stumble through so the audience could laugh while imagining fucking her. Megan Fox likes to talk about shitting and farting and... read more

Megan Fox Is Acting Badly

I'd always assumed Megan Fox's crappy acting was directly related to her complete lack of acting talent. Fucking assumptions wing me again. Apparently, her dramatic performances are grade school level because she just doesn't give a shit: "It's so hard to be a working... read more

Megan Fox Looks Good With Mom Tits

I guess they're still shooting scenes for the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. Either that or Megan Fox is postpartum nuts and performing her April O'Neil shtick on the streets of Los Angeles hoping somebody steals her unattended babies. Michael Bay seems to have this TMNT... read more

Megan Fox Is April O'Neil On The Set Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Megan Fox and Will Arnett spent yesterday filming some scenes for the upcoming Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot in Manhattan, and it's kind of sad that I almost forgot that Megan was still an actress. Remember when everyone used to think she was... read more