Michelle Hunziker Bikinis In Italy And Shit Around The Web

Michelle Hunziker used to host a German television program so you know she likes the bloodwurst. She's onto her second husband and second round of making babies with rich men. Germans plan well. read more

Michelle Hunziker And Daughter in Bikinis

This Italian TV hostess keeps marrying new rich dudes and making rounds of anchor babies. It's like the hot blond version of Mexican illegals. I wonder what it's like to be the eighteen year old daughter when your mom is on reproductive assignment yet again. You have to... read more

Michelle Hunziker is back doing whatever it is she does

Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker spent yet another day on Miami beach today, this time with her boyfriend Tomaso Trussardi. This guy. Thankfully, on every full moon, Michelle washes her vagina with a potion made from wolfsbane to keep his sinister urges at bay.... read more

Michelle Hunziker and her bikini are here to save us!

Holy shit today was boring, so thank God for Michelle Hunziker and her ongoing contempt for sun safety. But lest you think she's just some one-trick pony who only goes to the beach in a bikini, today she also went to the pool in a bikini. Talk about a triple threat!... read more

Michelle Hunziker is still fantastic

Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker and her daughter Aurora went to the beach in Miami today, and this hot bitch seems to be on the page a lot. And it's always on some sexy beach. She's never actually in Switzerland. Is there even a Switzerland? Or did someone blow it up... read more

Monday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

TREE OF LIFE - won the equivalent of Best Picture at the Cannes Fim Festival this weekend, but experts don't think that will help much at the box office. But how can that be? Everyone loves the French. If those socialist pussies liked the movie, it should do great here... read more

Friday afternoon headlines

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE - this one right here. It's two Tyler readers in Australia in some Windows 7 contest. They told me to post their picture. I'm not sure how this helps but I agreed because I'll do anything as long as the girl ordering me around does it with that super... read more

afternoon headlines

MEGAN FOX - should be on this list of famous people who blaze up (here's a diff one). I'd also like to see her on a list of famous girls who have swallowed my semen. (htgb) JENNIFER ANISTON - still sucks. ‘Bounty Hunter' only made 3.8m in it's UK debut. It's hard to... read more

michelle hunziker in a bikini, part 2

As was first reported yesterday in a Tyler exclusive, Swiss models are attractive, and to illustrate this point pictures of Michelle Hunziker in a bikini on Miami Beach were thankfully included. My claims caused quite a controversy, so today I was going to post pictures... read more

michelle hunziker won easter

Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when your body is this perfect it doesn't matter what you wear... read more


Swiss model Michelle Hunziker played some volleyball on the beach in Rio yesterday, and I don’t know why she even bothered.  Look at the way she’s serving.  You know she shanked that thing.  She's never gonna make any friends at the beach like this.  Just stop and go... read more