Pink Is Peter Parker

I encourage entertainers to take on risks mostly because it makes for good conversation starters with strangers. What brings two people who never spoke closer than watching an uncensored video of Pink in a million pieces after a cable malfunction.  read more

Pink and Carey Hart Aren't Having Sex

“Then you’ll go through times when you haven’t had sex in a year. Is this bed death? Is this the end of it? Do I want him? Does he want me?” read more

Pink Milking For All It's Worth

While the world turns its collective head towards business casual neo-Nazis, somewhat passable trans man Pink is holding down the milk bag advocacy fort that nobody gives a fuck about. When you're engaged in a battle against zero people for media attention, what does that... read more

Pink Multitasking Brelfie For Relevancy

Aged singer Pink hooks up her baby Jameson to her milk bags in an Instagram photo posted this weekend. The caption reads "Jameson can multitask too." The six-month-old holds a makeup brush as mom gets groomed by stylists ready for a challenge. Feminizing a WNBA player... read more

Pink Milk Bags On Instagram

Pink shared a breastfeeding picture on Instagram. The 37-year-old is an advocate for public milking. Older moms with social media followings are the only ones who give a shit about public breastfeeding. read more

Fat Shaming Has a Process

Step one. Get fat. Nobody's fat shaming Giuliana Rancic (see: anorexia shaming). You're going to need at least a working muffin top. Step two. Get out in public and on social media and let everybody see those truck drive arms. Now,  sit back and await the... read more

Pink is Glamorous

Pink is pretty hot for a dude. I don't say that lightly. Of all the girls who look kind of like dudes, Pink I think you get away with liking without your buddies calling you the next Jason Collins. It's a fine line between wanting a strong, haunchy, ruffian woman in bed... read more

Miley and Pink looked really sexy last night

Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA's last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo. At least Pink always does stuff like this. Miley just looks desperate, as if we're gonna forget that... read more

Pink is pregnant

As first reported on Tyler (not really but whatever), Pink looked to be newly pregnant earlier this week, and now has confirmed it. In the most awkward way imaginable. No word yet on the color of the bundle, but Pink's a mommy-to-be! "She's 12 weeks along," says... read more

Pink might be pregnant

Pink and Carey Hart were out running errands in Malibu this morning, and Flynet says, "It looks like Pink may be pregnant and is sporting a baby bump!" It's good to see these two, who have had some rocky patches in their... wait, Pink is a woman? Biologically? That's not... read more

Pink is in a bikini. doing this.

A good way to measure a woman's worth as a human being is based on how slutty she is. I never really liked Pink before, but then she and her boyfriend Carey Hart went on this yacht in the south of France, and she laid there in a bikini with her legs spread while... read more

pink fell off the stage and went to the hospital

Pink does this high wire act, part of her Gozer the Gozarian thing, in her concerts now, but yesterday everything went to hell and she ended up in a hospital in Nuremberg, Germany, after she fell out of a harness and slammed into a steel barricade. Luckily her hands... read more