Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

There's a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30's decided that snapping photos of their... read more

Selma Blair Has Demons

There's no better way to cap off a Father's Day holiday retreat with your young son and husband than getting lit up on prescription meds and wine and getting carted off the airplane in a stretcher. It wasn't about you this one day. Apparently she just couldn't handle it.... read more

Minka Kelly Has 2 Years Left

It's not for me to say how long a woman has left to find a guy without credit problems, but I'm giving Minka Kelly and her breasts two years. You can clock it from July rumors that she was Sean Penn's rebound hump after Charlize Theron's drugs wore off and she snatched... read more

Cruel Intentions Reunion

The cast of Cruel Intentions reunited after sixteen years to commemorate the last movie any of them made that anybody saw. Some joked how lucky Brandon Lee was to die on the set of his 90's breakout film, but nobody laughed because it was simply too painful. It's tough... read more

Selma Blair Won't Stop Breastfeeding Her Kid

I have it on questionable authority that Selma Blair is now starving her pre-school aged kid just so he'll latch on to her motherly teat the minute they get themselves out to a shopping center, farmers market, or other public venue where Selma can show the world what a... read more

Selma Blair Breastfeeds Her Kid

There's no more sacred and private bond between a mother and child than the natural and beautiful act of breastfeeding their offspring. I can't think of a more noble tribute to the blessed spirit of mother to child nourishment than by staring at Selma Blair's bare tit.... read more

Friday headlines

CAPTAIN AMERICA - has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew) RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK - are still doing all the things people... read more


Selma Blair and her boyfriend Johnny Messner hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I'd like to be the first to congratulate her on her sassy jean shorts.  I thought only Mexican guys wore jeans to the beach.  You'd swear they didn’t even know they were going to the... read more


Selma Blair was on the set of "Kath and Kim" yesterday, getting the crowd all worked up into a frenzy.  Look at her go!  Look at that enthusiasm!  Those lucky crew members expected nothing more than the satisfaction of a job well done, instead what they got was an... read more


I truly don’t understand how Selma Blair is doing any of this.  I think it might be magic.  Every one of these pictures, of her yesterday in Manhattan, is nothing less than an attack that mocks my understanding of the physical world.  For starters, she’s clearly wearing a... read more