Dean McDermott Headed to a Fate Worse Than Sex With Tori Spelling

Dean McDermott's calling in life seems to be making babies. It's not a bad gig if you can get it, especially if you never have to pay for them.  read more

Dean McDermott Is Above Paying Child Support

When you’re $100,000 arrears on child support that you don’t plan on paying most likely your name is Dean McDermott. If it’s not then you’re also another fine example of a deadbeat dad minus Tori Spelling as a spouse.  read more

Tori Spelling Slip and Fall Payout

Tori Spelling settled with Benihana restaurant for that Easter 2014 luncheon where she took a tumble and tried to save herself by grabbing onto the sizzling hot hibachi grill. If you've ever been to Benihana or similar restaurant wasted drunk, you've almost done this... read more

Tori Spelling Breeding Program Continues Unabated

Tori Spelling is reproducing like somebody known primarily for a cheating husband and being consistently late on rent. It's unclear if all of Spelling's relationship and financial disasters are real or staged for the cameras of her various second tier basic cable reality... read more

Tori Spelling Making More Babies

Tori Spelling is having yet another child because her horny husband needs to fuck somebody. Her reality show profile is broke-ass cheated on wife with anxiety disorders and an arm still fried from going bushwhack on a Benihana hibachi. Makes sense to bring another child... read more

Tori Spelling Grilled

It's hard to know what's real about Tori Spelling. The ambitious but untalented souls who sell their lives into these reality show purposefully blur the line between fact and fiction. Who knows if her husband even banged some dward chick in Canada. Might be made up.... read more

Tori Spelling Is Dead Broke, Or Rich

Reality TV works when you pair dullards in the audience with producers who lock down the leaks. Then somebody from the land of slightly sentient beings gets a thought, something like, if Tori Spelling is broke and evicted and can't afford to fix her tit blobs, how is she... read more

Tori Spelling Tried Some Kinky Shit to Keep Dean Interested (VIDEO)

I don't care if it's a request for basic bit of shtupping or some kinky ass shit she heard from a sex doctor on Sirius, you never turn down a woman. It's like a Japanese sushi chef requesting you sample his signature roll. You turn that toro away and you might as well... read more

Tori Spelling Seems Distraught (VIDEO)

Say what you want about Godzilla's ability to level a CGI model city with his sheer bulk, he's got nothing on Tori Spelling's ability to make you shit your pants and choose flight over fight. In the promo for her reality show, Tori Has a Fucking Frightful Fish Face, Tori... read more

Dean McDermott Faces Another Challenge In His Marriage To Tori Spelling (VIDEO)

The main theme of True Tori has been that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are trying to work through his infidelity and addictions so they can continue to have a good marriage and make enough money on TV shows so she doesn't have to sell their crap to strangers anymore.... read more

Nobody Likes Tori Spelling Anymore

Now that Tori Spelling has been forced to open up about her money woes on her new series, True Tori, so she can continue to make a little more money that will hold her over until she either releases a terrifying sex tape or signs up for celebrity boxing, old friends of... read more

Dean McDermott Had The Best Reason For Cheating On Tori Spelling (VIDEO)

Tori Spelling's troubled husband, Dean McDermott, claims that he has a brain that "wants him dead" in the latest clip from Lifetime's "docu-series" True Tori, which tells the scripted and money-needing story of this married couple struggling to get past Dean's addictions... read more