Winona Ryder Isn't Pretty Enough

Winona Ryder was too ugly to be an actress. According to her. I was in the middle of auditioning, and I was mid-sentence when the casting director said, 'Listen, kid. You should not be an actress. You are not pretty enough. This is a new take on the bullshit model line... read more

Mel Gibson doesnt like Winona Ryder, the Jews

Mel Gibson hasn't had the greatest PR in the world the last few years, and thanks to Winona Ryder telling this story to GQ , that's certainly not gonna change today. "I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And (Mel Gibson) was... read more

WINONA RYDER IS FORGETFUL

Winona Ryder has a long history of forgetting to pay for things and outright shoplifting, and now it seems she may have had yet another incident where something valuable in her vicinity has magically disappeared.  The Post says…Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a... read more

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WINONA RYDER UPDATE

Well, not really an update from yesterday, just a reminder of one of the first stories ever on this dumb little page, another Winona stealing story from August of 2005 that went largely unnoticed.  "(Ryder) walked out of the Los Angeles boutique Shabon with clothes worth... read more

WINONA WONT STOP STEALING

Six years ago, Winona Horowitz, better known as Winona Ryder, was arrested for shoplifting around 6000 dollars worth of clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.  She was convicted of grand theft and vandalism and sentenced to pay fines and three years of... read more

WINONA RYDER IS NAKED, BORING

This video clip of Winona Ryder naked in the movie "Sex and Death 101" is only slightly less embarrassing than her security footage from Saks.  It's about as unsexy as a scene with a naked chick can be.  She's so bland and boring, it's impossible to think anything sexy. ... read more