Kim Zolciak Has Gone Too Far

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Human Microwaved Ken Doll hit Miami Beach looking like a kind of artificial intelligence Asian Kim Zolciak, and it's definitely going to be the look of the season. Everything about Ken - real name Rodrigo Alves - is fake, besides... READ MORE

Shania Twain – Man, I Feel Like A Trump Supporter

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chart-topping country songstress and Restalin attack survivor victim Shania Twain "gol' darn gone and done it" by stating in an interview with The Guardian that she would have voted for Trump had she been an American instead of Canadian.... READ MORE

Paula Patton Stealing Married Men

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paula Patton went from pretty to Marvel’s amazing muff slurping superhero all with one haircut. She was either bitten by a radioactive Scarlett Johansson or lacks quality friends if no one around her managed to talk her out of... READ MORE

Victoria Beckham Annoys A Fashionisto

April 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s always comical to see gay men and women argue. Both are protected classes in society that equally aim for the throat when threatened in any argument but are forced to keep composure when things go public. He can’t... READ MORE

Blind Item: Alcoholic Drug Addict Hates Her Fans

April 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This Blind Item was already all but revealed because Selena Gomez was filmed a week ago buying wine at Target while definitely not strung out on meth. Definitely. But then again, maybe, just maybe, this could be describing our... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Defending Herself Against Death Again

April 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s amazing what some men do for women they’ve never met or never had a chance with in their life. Some kook from Connecticut was most likely high watching cartoons when he decided robbing a bank to impress Taylor... READ MORE

Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer's smoke and mirrors didn't work for Snatched, and with this weekend's I Feel Pretty, she's... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Kisses Uncomfortable Gay Rapper On Snapchat

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you doubting that the relationship between an Armenian hooker and a gay rapper can thrive need look no further than this steamy Insta kiss between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I mean wow. Get a room you... READ MORE

Steve Harvey Slut-Shamed His Way Into Sexual Harassment Lawsuit

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Long gone are the easy going days of a friendly Mr. Hightower sporting a flattop as vice principal of Booker T. Washington High. We should have all seen a metoo coming down the pipe as he wanted the women... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde, Lazy Parent

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde is going to treat her little boy like a little girl because that’s equality. Toxic masculinity runs rampant in young boys and in an effort to combat and correct it, Olivia will not be buying her son... READ MORE