Stella McCartney Wants MeToo To Happen In Fashion

January 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hollywood isn’t the only place where the oppressors are hands on with the harassment, according to Stella McCartney the world of fashion is ripe and ready for a purge. If MeToo occurred in the fashion industry I’m pretty sure it would cause more confusion than actually righting any alleged wrong. Fashion is a female dominated […]

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Rose McGowan Less Outraged At Men Victims

January 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan sent her her “love and support” over social media to former co-star Jonathan Schaech who recently opened up about being abused by a director. Sending tweets telling someone you support them is making sure you look like a great person in front of everyone. It’s also a great way to mask the fact […]

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Lewis Hamilton The Bowel Movement Nazi

January 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The beginnings of what can be described as the poo supremacy movement has just found its leader in Lewis Hamilton. All turds were not created equal and Hamilton does not want your unworthy logs within his space. Ex-girlfriend Veronica Valle is opening up about her past lover Hamilton’s bi-polar behavior when anyone released the beast […]

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James Toback Loves To Sniff Pits

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m no stranger when it comes to having peculiar proclivities but asking women to allow me to inhale their underarms after a long day will always be a hard limit. Anything sexual dealing with feet is strange and already being normalized but I don’t think the world is ready to see Whiff My Pits 3 […]

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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be A Batgirl

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan knows that the best way to get back on the good side of the same citizens she once turned her back on is by starring in a major Marvel or DC Studios film. Batgirl is the new superhero movie no one asked for and now Lindsay is begging to play lead. No one […]

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Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s obvious anyone making a reality TV level salary that purchases matching Bentleys for himself and brother after only one season isn’t interested in properly paying taxes. I’m more surprised it took Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino this long to get himself into a situation he couldn’t fix. I always believed a case of super syphilis […]

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Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it.

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Adam Levine Almost Pooped Pants While Wife Gave Birth

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Maroon 5 frontman and all around sexy lesbian Adam Levine had the bowel-movements like Jagger while his wife was in labor with his daughter back in 2016. He shared this baby book-worthy family memory during his appearance last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, where Levine further explained that his experience of almost dropping a load […]

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Monica Lewinsky Original MeToo Sexual Survivor

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Its 20 been years since Bill Clinton splooged his unborn children onto Monica Lewinsky’s dress and wiped the residuals on the nearest house plant. Wouldn’t you agree that calls for a celebration? Monica Lewinsky sure thinks so. She labels herself as “survivor of the unimaginable” as if secretaries sucking off their bosses doesn’t happen at […]

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Ryan Dorsey Domestic Battery Charges Against Naya Rivera Dismissed

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Living away from Appalachia for too long has left me nostalgic for the white hot trailer park goss of my high school years, but thankfully dented trashcan Naya Rivera and her knockoff Jesse Pinkerton Ryan Dorsey, the father to her two-year-old son, are here to bring the warm fuzzies. Rivera was arrested in West Virginia over […]

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