Mexico Seems Nice, Part 79

September 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like the human body, the U.S. has a shithole to its South. The new extracurricular activity in Mexico is for drug cartel workers to spend their off days kidnapping men, women, and children who might have relatives in the U.S. with more disposable cash than the $372 average annual income of the locals. Ali Landry, the […]


Ali Landry Is Pregnant Again

March 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ali Landry has never done much to actually be considered famous, other than win Miss USA, star in a Doritos commercial and marry the guy who played Slater on Saved by the Bell for a whopping two weeks. But people still talk about her because she’s ridiculously gorgeous. And her husband is well aware of […]


Ali Landry is a good paddle boarder

October 2, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Ali Landry went paddle boarding in Maui over the weekend, and “Hawaiian paddle board instructor” seems like a pretty good job. Not only do you get to stare down Ali Landrys top and right at her ass, but if someone like Paris Hilton showed up you could attach a bucket of chum to the back […]

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