Sophie Kasaei So Hot Right Now and Crap Around the Web

January 24, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Maitland Ward‘s hard nipples of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess the sexy celeb showing off in lingerie (TMZ) Natasha Ochsenknecht topless in the jungle (TaxiDriverMovie) Sophie Kasaei hottest thing on Instagram right now (Egotastic) Val Keil‘s incredibly glamorous nude shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Supergirl Melissa Benoist shows off her sexy booty (Popoholic) Jessica Lowndes is living the luxury life (HollywoodTuna) This week’s […]


Amanda Knox Getting Her Own Show About Gender Bias

December 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amanda Knox has a new show coming out on Vice’s female outlet, Broadly, to be distributed by the new Zuckerberg Owns the World Channel. The new show’s called, The Scarlet Letter Reports. Strike one with that shitty title.


Amber Comes Out Smelling Like Roses After Lawsuit

November 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amber Rose is officially free to use her mouth however she wants. Even for one of its less common uses like speaking.


Delilah Belle Hamlin Makes Daddy Proud and Shit Around the Web

October 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Child stars all grown up, best horror movie nude scenes, and more!


Amber Rose Slut Shamed, Harvey Weinstein One Obscene Slut on Last Men on Earth Podcast #105

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we broke into song and dance on Weinstein’s exploits, Amber Rose’s desperate desire to be both slutty and not slut shamed, Brie Larson calling out the TSA for thinking she’s pretty, discuss Jemele Hill’s teflon don status at ESPN, disagree on Cam Newton’s reaction to women knowing football, and then Matt and Jerod argue a shit ton about Trump, which is a sport far more popular than soccer in the U.S.


Amber Rose Degraded By Stripper Pedigree

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amber Rose completed her third annual Slut Walk this past weekend. Or did she? Certain slut related issues remain entirely unresolved.


Amber Rose Buys Rapper Promise Ring

September 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Diamonds are really the only way you can get a rapper to double take before he takes the panties of some other stripper off. If you wanted your celebrity musician boyfriend to be loyal to you, you should have dated a Jonas Brother.


Amber Rose’s Surplus Of Boobagetry

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There are two things in life you can never have too much of. Tits and money. Both feel really nice in the hands.


Amber Rose Mulling Mammary Reduction

August 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re Amber Rose, or her social media ilk, you wake up each day, smile at the third tier rapper in bed next to you, take a home The AIDS test, and figure out how to get attention that day online. 


Liev Schreiber Sluts Up His Little Boy and ESPN Sapphic Love Machine on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #94

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher’s herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls so badly, consider MTV’s gender neutral VMA’s, consider Amber Rose’s many talents outside of being naked, and delve into why white guys can’t make shows about black slavery. The answers will haunt you.