And The Bride Wore Size Six

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After […]

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Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new […]

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Open Post: Amy Schumer In Trailer For ‘I Feel Pretty’

February 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I. Hate. Her. So. Much. Watch the trailer for “size six” Amy Schumer’s new flick I Feel Pretty and let us know in the comments how much you’ve grown as a person since absorbing her wisdom and humor. And at what point into the trailer your penis fell off.   Change everything, without changing anything. […]

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Open Post: Who Would You Rather The World Turn Against: Lena Dunham Or Amy Schumer?

November 24, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’ve read the news recently, you’ll know that Lean Dunham’s reputation as the liberal crusader for women, fat women, ugly women, black women, black men, the LGBT community, anyone under thirty-five, cats, birds, house plants, and amoebas is in jeopardy after she victim shamed a Girls writer claiming to be sexually assaulted by a male Girls employee and friend of Dunham’s. An article in The Washington Post even equates Dunham to Kellyanne Conway. Ha. Ha. Ha. 

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You’ll Never Guess Amy Schumer’s New Boyfriend’s Job

November 14, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Schumer’s recent choice in man meat all but solidifies the fact that she’s finally given up and will next be seen getting dragged through the streets New York City as a float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. But guys, she’s still a size six. Get your facts straight. 

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Amy Schumer Doggie Style

August 24, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer is going out spitting venom, dousing the media with last-ditch attempts to claim her throne as the “After” Lena Dunham on a subway plastic surgery billboard. Sorry, Schumer, to be Lena Dunham you’re going to have to destroy that dog’s life and then blame others for it. And, of course, look like a potato that exploded in the microwave. Actually, that one you’re getting down.

 

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This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute Features Elizabeth Olsen’s Twins (VIDEO)

August 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

Plus Lily James nudity, Amy Schumer body-positive tit, and more!

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Amy Schumer Official Broadway Broad

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer represents a majority of what’s wrong with society. She’s comedy’s version of affirmative action. Underperforming at your craft will still land you front page with a trophy. 

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See Amy Schumer’s Bare Tit In Snatched

July 26, 2017 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When audiences heard that world’s oldest starlet Goldie Hawn and rogue Miss Piggy parade float Amy Schumer were teaming up for a terrible movie, they knew they were about to witness Hollywood magic. Now that the film has grossed three dollars more than it cost at the domestic box office and garnered tens of percentage points on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s time to check out the real star of the show. Amy Schumer’s fat nipple. 

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Rebel Wilson Looks Good

July 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer’s declaration of unbridled womanhood comes in the form of thirty fascinatingly distributed extra pounds visible in these new pictures from her jog in New York City. If sprinting to get in line for the newest Big Apple pastry sensation is jogging. Schumer will be the first to tell you that she is not plus sized. Can’t you tell?

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