Hailey Baldwin Leather and Lace and Shit Around the Web

September 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Beachin’ bikini bodies, slow motion bikini jumping, and more!


Amy Schumer Cinched Up But Good for ‘Snatched’

May 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snatched is the perfect movie for testing the nature of your relationship with your significant other. Specifically, what do you get for agreeing to see this movie? Anything less than the Leviticus trashing thing you’ve always talked about but she’s not been willing to do and you will kick yourself for being a shitty deal maker.



Ashley Tisdale Hot Bikini In Mexico And Shit Around The Web

April 6, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

You don’t hear much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Also, you don’t hear much about people concerned with not hearing much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Still, she’s kept a slamming body since her cheerleader TV show days.


Ashley Tisdale Pasties

April 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you can make out Ashley Tisdale’s pasties, don’t worry, she’s selling them online along with her makeup and accessory tips and productd. Who doesn’t want to look like Natalie Portman pubescent in The Professional. You’re thirty and trading off High School Musical. Are you not seeing those commercials for careers in Private Investigation and […]


Vanessa Hudgens And Ashley Tisdale Merge Leggings

October 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those shocked by the Stephen Collins’ admissions and those who have even been kid actors coming up in Hollywood. Corey Feldman is the Jose Canseco of former child actors. He wrote the book on the pedophiles and pederasts that fill Hollywood in unduly large numbers and […]


Vanessa Hudgens Throws a Bachelorette Party in A Bikini

May 20, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s well established through urban legend, porn plot #178, and office gossip that bachelorette parties are far wilder than you’re typical guys bachelor parties. By the time men get to bachelor parties, they’re just doing mostly the same shit they’ve done a dozen times before, only without a wet blanket future in law tag-along. Even […]


Ashley Tisdale Goes Braless

April 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody is wearing bras anymore in this town. It used to be for some feminist rebellion, now I just think it’s because women figured there’s no point in ripping up their pecs at the gym five days a week if they’re going to strap on the underwire and fake the shape. I wouldn’t pay $250 […]


MySpace Threw A Party, Invited All The Cool Kids

June 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MySpace is apparently back with a brand new design, and the people behind it celebrated last night by throwing a party at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles with a bunch of really cool young people to let you know how hip it is. Among the stars in attendance were Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale […]


Ashley Tisdale’s Stalker Threatened To Kill Her

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When you give everyone an unfiltered open forum like Twitter, you’re bound to come across a few assholes, and while most of them spend their 140 characters bitching about politics or sports, some end up being just a little more psychotic than others. For instance, a guy named Nicholas Fiore has Tweeted at Ashley Tisdale […]