Hayley Atwell Heavin’ Hoots and Shit Around the Web

October 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Busty beauties snap selfies, DVD and Blu-ray nudity, and more!


Blake Lively Talks About Her First Clothes Free Film

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Blake Lively opened up about how being partially nude for her new movie All I See Is You is somehow creative and not the Hollywood version of “getting strange for some change.” Were you aware that strippers also consider themselves creatives? 


Blake Turns 30, Acting Career Isn’t Looking so Lively

August 31, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hollywood talent always ages in dog years. So when an actress is 30 multiply that by three. Should someone who needs to be in a nursing home land lead roles in summer blockbusters? 


Blake Lively Digs Chicks and Lady Gaga Backs Liars on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #95

August 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder aloud how women get a free pass on blatant sexism, track down Lady Gaga hiding behind her rape culture GOJF card, insist dead Ronnie James Dio be left to rot in peace, wonder if Lil Duval death to trannies comments is really outside the majority thinking, Matt works himself into a lather over Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hair product, and we both agree we like George Clooney more than men should. It’s a truly shitty bit of fake journalism on our part. Think of us as HuffPo, but with the ability to smile and less eczema rashes.


Blake Lively Seems Sexist

August 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cool thing in Hollywood is being a female producer and declaring you want to only hire women. Men who try this get fired, sued and run out of town. Context is everything in discrimination.



Amy Schumer and Blake Lively Tag Teaming Gender Bias

September 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer put Girl’s Life magazine on notice to quit it with the being pretty and having nice hair and makeup and breakup tip for girls. Especially in contrast to Boy’s Life which features dream jobs for boys like fireman or fighter pilot or a guy cleaning a dog’s teeth. They likely ran low on clipart.


Blake Lively Slips in the Inevitable

June 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between making babies with Ryan Reynolds, the dream of every woman with a uterus and a channel to get Reynolds sperm therein, Blake Lively is making movies the studio won’t let critics review until immediately prior to release. That’s akin to posting blurry selfies on a dating site. Attractive people somehow find working cameras.


Blake Lively Pregnancy Tits

October 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can respect a woman who shares her pregnancy tits with the whole world. Daring to bare while with child used to be considered taboo. Pregnant woman covered themselves in unflattering oversized garments and hid their offspring until fully birthed and cooing in the pram. It took the fabulously progressive Hollywood to say, hey, pregnancy […]


Aziz Ansari Creeps On Blake Lively

October 9, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The amount of ass Aziz Ansari gets simply for being on television is a cosmological discrepancy bestowed onto no other. Ashton Kutcher still would be getting hummers in the break room if he swept floors at Home Depot. Ansari would have remained a bobbleheaded virgin into his later years had someone from NBC’s Diversity Department […]


Blake Lively Castrating Ryan Reynolds

August 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Blake Lively says her husband Ryan Reynolds is incredibly involved in her lifestyle website Preserve. The site is made up of yuppy instagram porn featuring gourmet culinary items and overpriced trust fund hipster garbage such as vintage bow ties. A kind of earthy existentialist eBay for the conscientious consumer who really wants to talk about […]

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