Daddy’s Home Indeed and Shit Around the Web

November 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, Instagram boobs, and more!

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Macaulay Culkin Takes His Dates to Knott’s Berry

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Macaulay Culkin was caught cozied up with Brenda Song. I’m placing bets that this is clearly a cover up. His best friend Paris Jackson is barely legal and amusement parks are full of kids. 

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Cyrus Family Well Adjusted

June 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus’ brother Trace escaped the traveling freak show to pose for a picture with his girlfriend, Disney actress Brenda Song. Cyrus is known for possibly playing in a band and looking like a poster child for bad parenting. Please look at me. What are you staring at? I know the drill fucko and yes I’m […]

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Brenda Song Is The Perfect Birthday Guest

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brenda Song is an actress or a singer or reality star or dentist or something like that, and I don’t really care what she actually does for people to consider her famous, because she’s a tiny, attractive Asian girl with the most perfectly proportionate natural tits, which is like a leprechaun or unicorn these days. […]

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Brenda Song is anti-semit… oh wait never mind.

October 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t think ‘The Social Network’ star Brenda Song should be wearing a shirt that looks so much like a Nazi flag. Because by the time she got close enough to see that it wasn’t a Nazi flag I had already said “sieg heil” and when that’s your opening with a girl it’s pretty hard […]

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