Chelsea Handler Is A Body-Shaming Bully

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The pendulum has swung in the other direction completely. This world went ass backwards a while ago and we are now stuck somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Believe it or not but bullies are now becoming the victims of ridicule.

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Chelsea Handler Pins L.A. Fires on Trump

December 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s more than okay to hate Trump. But if you’re a comedian and Trump obsession is all you got, that’s a deeper problem.

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Chelsea Handler Didn’t Do So Well at Netflix

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chelsea Handler announced she will not be taping another season of her show, some variation of the name Chelsea, for Netflix. Handler issued a statement insisting that her leave is prompted by her desire to travel the nation and visit places she doesn’t know about, to educate herself on the country’s political divide.

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Bella Thorne Sweet Teats and Shit Around the Web

July 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner and Chelsea Handler hang out, Bella Hadid takes a shower, and more!

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Chelsea Handler Needs Her Laugh Track Back and Raccoons with Breast Addictions on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #81

March 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive deep into why Chelsea Handler can’t do funny, Kesha’s setback to her setback in fake rape court, wonder as to whether sex addiction is an ailment or an awesome, I quiz Matt on how many underaged boys he’d let his wife screw before packing his bags, and we can’t help but notice that the Congressional candidate chick wants to keep reminding people not to look at her Maxim photos from college. We fell for it. 

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Chelsea Handler Needs Writers

March 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s important in life to know if you carried the team to victory or the team carried you. Conduct yourself accordingly. 

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Chelsea Handler Shames Melania Trump

January 25, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chelsea Handler lead the Women’s March at the Sundance Film Festival, meaning she was already there to get shit faced and the biggest celebrity willing to brave the cold while hungover.

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Chelsea Handler Moving Forward

January 18, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Variety did a fairly nauseating puff piece about Chelsea Handler, which intimated that her Netflix show may or may not take on a more serious tone in the future because of the Trump elections.

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Chelsea Handler Releases Her Report on the Election

December 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Not many people can work through the pain. The cold dead grip of misery can fell even the best among us. Chelsea Handler is not any ordinary woman. The smarmy comedian with the super obvious material spent day and night deconstructing the Hillary Clinton loss in the Presidential election to arrive at one undeniable conclusion. It was sexism.

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Chelsea Handler Run Hide Fight

December 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The common through line of doleful celebrities lamenting the loss of Hillary Clinton is the intense focus of how the election results affected them personally. Less so how the Family First economic plan shall never be enacted. Whatever the hell that was.

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