Christina Milian Isn’t Playing

March 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The bleached blond hair should have been enough. Ease into your new character. Basic cable triple threat Christina Milian went all in at the Power Rangers premiere and post-party with the striking color and the tits falling out of the dress.


Christina Milian Showing the Kids How It’s Done

March 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The iHeart Radio Awards happened. The parade of easily replaceable teen pop stars is like watching a Disney version of a child sex trafficking auction


Christina MIlian Seems Demure

January 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Either you didn’t know that camera flashes at a place filled with camera flashes would expose your bare breasts and girdle or you did know and didn’t care. It’s hard to calculate which is sexier, but neither is currently leading.


Christina Milian In Short Shorts And Shit Around The Web

September 7, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Christina Milian has to show off her ass every day. It’s in the contract. The social contract. We’ve all got one. If you had a nice ass, yours might look like Milan’s. As it is, just shut up and pay your taxes.


Christina Milian in A Bikini

October 5, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have mixed feelings seeing Christina Milian in Miami. She’s bronzed and shiny and lost the baby weight but kept the tits. Twice blessed. Yet, she’s been my sleeper pick in my celebrity ghoul pool since the day I learned fucking rappers is her primary hobby outside of betting the greyhounds and elective surgery. The […]


Christina Milian Nipple Glue

February 25, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are a precious few occupations that require you cover your nipples in a thick gooey paste. One would be male kindergarten teacher and even then it’s really just a personal preference. I can’t think of the others. Christina Milian now has a reality show putting her in an exclusive club of just under 2,732 […]


Christina Milian Nipples Pierced for Ratings (VIDEO)

January 19, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a summary of the producers room for Christina Milian’s E! reality show. Ten hours of silence, followed by some dude in a porkpie hat yelling out, ‘She could get her nipple pierced’. Show one, done. Show two, we accidentally inject Christina with the puss filled urine of a chlamydia patient then film her anxiously […]


Christina Milian No Underwear

November 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A woman never looks more serious than when she’s gazing into the distance without any underpants on. The thoughts that swirl deep within her cranium. Did I do right to divorce The Dream? What happens if I tell the world my nipples tingle several minutes before an earthquake? The eyes are the window to the […]


Christina Milian Shows Off Her Cleavage In Las Vegas

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: Christina Milian/Instagram