Coco Bikini Breaches

September 2, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know what these girls are shooting into their shitters to make them extra bulbous and grotesquely disproportionate, but I’d like two quarts for my girlish calves. Rappers have this thing about fat assed women, but I have to imagine Ice-T is every now and again banging his lady and feeling like one badly […]

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Coco Has a Burlesque Show

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you’re constantly thinking, man, I wish I could see Ice-T’s big-assed wife doing more things in the not nude. Like her new burlesque show, Coco and the Vanity Vixens. By keeping herself covered up somewhat, I can truly appreciate the talents she brings to the table as a performer, dancer, and […]

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Coco Austin Knows Butt Plugs

April 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, man, I wish I could simulate intercourse with myself in the manner of Ice-T’s wife, today is your lucky day. You can now lube and plunge yourself into various heights of Chinese manufactured plastic smelling ecstasy thanks to Coco’s new adults product line. She launched the line in Vegas […]

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Does This Make My Ass Look Not Fat?

January 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There has to be a store where WWE Divas and rapper booty calls can go shopping for decent outfits to wear to the cotillion. Like the Xena store. But it can’t be all breast plates and Spandex. A woman needs to feel like a woman even when she’s shaped like a cartoon figure invented by […]

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Coco Is Trying To Tell Us Something

March 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ice-T was out shopping with his wife, Nicole “Coco” Austin, yesterday in Los Angeles before grabbing lunch in West Hollywood, and everything seemed fine between them as she stopped to stretch and remind everyone that she has cartoonishly large breasts. But their appearance together is somewhat odd, because a bunch sites have been claiming that […]

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