Chloe Khan Flotation Devices and Shit Around the Web

November 20, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Behind the scenes at Victoria’s Secret, boob tube boobs, and more!

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Delilah Belle Hamlin Makes Daddy Proud and Shit Around the Web

October 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Child stars all grown up, best horror movie nude scenes, and more!

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Courtney Stodden Hones Her Feminist Message

June 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For every prudish chick in black horn rimmed glasses whose daddy wanted a boy, there’s ten chicks with massive fake honkers on social media espousing the same feminist agenda. That’s got to be frustrating. For the uptight women. The naked chicks with the big tits always have options.

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Courtney Stodden Celebrates Divorce at Strip Club

May 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Life has come full circle for Courtney Stodden. She’s back to meeting old men and falling in practical love. Ah, memories of being fifteen and catfishing on the Internet. Life was such a John Cougar song back then.

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Courtney Stodden Meets Up With Her Future Self

April 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The difference between you and Courtney Stodden is she maintains a smile nine to five. She doesn’t get paid for her work and she has to wear tight underpants. What’s your excuse?

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Courtney Stodden Aging Gracefully

February 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden is divorcing husband Doug Hutchison even though the two are continuing to live together since neither can independently afford rent in Los Angeles. Contrary to fairy tales, the pedophile you meet at fifteen never turns out to be your real soul mate.

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Courtney Stodden Tits Out, Animals Saved

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

PETA has become the last refuge of blond chicks with enormous tits and tiny prospects. Professional wrestling has literally outgrown them. It’s unclear what if any progress PETA has made in improving the lives of animals, but if women want to get naked in cages or let their nubs fall out of their dresses, it’s de facto one of the lesser annoying protest movements.

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Courtney Stodden Needs Ideas (VIDEO)

October 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no such thing as bad publicity is not necessarily the complete code by which you want to live. It’s more of a once in a while exception. Like liquor before beer. Something to remember when out for a big night. Not necessarily a daily breakfast admonition.

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Courtney Stodden Makes Chick Gay Look Super Unappealing

September 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sexual fluidity has really taken hold of desperately seeking attention D-list celebrities. An old-fashioned forced girl on girl kiss among cheerleaders at a high school party used to be the sum of these expressions.

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Courtney Stodden in A Bikini

August 19, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn’t realize posing in the midday sun was not going to be kind to her.

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