Dita Von Teese Not Boxed In

October 22, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When you are known solely for banging celebrities and stripping your clothes off it goes without saying you’ve gone down on a few chicks. Dita Von Teese felt the need to clarify she is no longer into pussy, most likely because whoever she’s currently blowing is a jealous dipshit who pressured her into saying this […]


Dita Von Teese Wants Women To Smell Nicer

November 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because the world doesn’t have enough generic fragrances made for celebrities who want to pretend they had any input in them, Dita Von Teese debuted her fourth perfume, Erotique, at a store in West Hollywood last night. I guess it’s a pretty impressive feat that this is her fourth fragrance, because I can’t imagine that […]


Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

January 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JESSICA SIMPSON – is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that “would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life”. And it can’t possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv guide) RUSSELL CROWE – might be dating “burlesque […]

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