Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

November 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Needs a Better Show

March 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ellen’s produced sitcom about a super hot blond lesbian chick making a baby with her supportive straight guy friend isn’t doing well with critics outside of those in Hollywood who fear for their working lives. You talk shit about... READ MORE

Lesbians Are the New Lesbians

January 21, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ellen Degeneres produced a TV show and picked the random category of lesbian as the subject matter. It’s Elisha Cuthbert as a hot stacked lesbian the way lesbians dream lesbians look but only really exist to be married to... READ MORE

Elisha Cuthbert Happy Endings Out in the Desert

March 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Elisha Cuthbert isn’t in your tug vault, then it’s time for a banking audit. So fucking hot. As she was back in 24 as the teen with the boobs that were always in trouble, to turning boys into... READ MORE