Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless, Finally, For Fuck’s Sake

May 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The primary draw of Entourage was watching Vinny play straight while waiting pointlessly for Sloan to get naked. Since she played the popular girl in Snow Day, the world has been pining to see Emmanuelle Chriqui’s tits. There’s no other profession where sellers refuse to please their buyers more than attractive women in American film and television.


Trotting Out Emmanuelle Chriqui Means Entourage Is Nigh

May 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The 90-minute white guys only rap video known as the Entourage movie is one month away. You can almost taste the mugging in celebrity cameos. For the longest time word was the film couldn’t get made because Mark Wahlberg was re-imagining scenes from Missing in Action in Little Saigon. Nobody questioned the claim because nobody […]


Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

August 30, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody remembers Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage as the horribly annoying girlfriend you had to put up with because she’s got a crazy hot body. They’ve yet to build a defense for men against women who look like Emmanuelle. I gave up the pretense long ago. When I meet a woman like Emmanuelle I just get […]