Erin Andrews Won Herself Fifty-Five Mill

March 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sideline sports reporter Erin Andrews scored a sizable bump in pay nailing a fifty-five million dollar civil suit verdict against the corporation that runs the Marriott hotel in Nashville. In 2008, one of Andrew’s stalkers managed to outwit the desk staff at the hotel by being marginally intelligent and wormed his way into the room […]

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Erin Andrews Emotionally Broken

May 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Erin Andrews appeared repulsed when double amputee and war veteran Noah Galloway proposed to his girlfriend on Dancing With The Stars. It sucks when you’re upstaged by the stars of the pretend reality show you’re hosting. It was always super annoying when Tom Brady threw those touchdown passes which really distracted from your brilliant four […]

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Erin Andrews Feels the Cold Steel of Revenge

April 21, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Two years ago professional attractive statue and cliche generator Erin Andrews mocked college basketball player Marshall Henderson because he failed a drug test. Henderson had a history with drugs and once tried to buy $800 of weed with counterfeit money, most likely somewhere near a 7-11. Like most addicts Henderson became a predicable disappointment you have […]

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Erin Andrews Dissed Again

July 24, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Boston radio host Kirk Minihane offered an apology to Erin Andrews for calling her a stupid gutless bitch after the MLB All Star Game. The apology quickly devolved into more ranting about Andrews : “I used a word to reference Erin Andrews that I shouldn’t have used to reference Erin Andrews…  I think FOX only […]

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Erin Andrews Failed Journalism

July 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Boston radio slob Kurt Minihane went on a tirade against Erin Andrews because she failed the sacred trade of journalism by not asking hard hitting questions during the MLB All-Star game. During an in game interview Andrews asked Adam Wainwright if he threw Derek Jeter an easy pitch on purpose. It is widely known Derek […]

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Erin Andrews Lost the Gunt

March 20, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I think I still like Erin Andrews, but I’m not sure. Ever since that dude cut a hole through a wall in the hotel and spied on her, I feel like maybe other people like her a lot more than I do. Then there was the period immediately afterward when she grew a bit of […]

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