Two Boring Forgettable People Divorce

September 16, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have called it quits after eight years of marriage. The union never really seemed like it would work. And, it didn’t. Fergie is best known for playing the titular Beast in Beauty and the Beast and Duhamel is that guy who was in that thing. While Fergie, forty-two, is actually two years younger than Duhamel, he’s maintained his B-list good looks while Fergie has gone for the risky melted Khloé Kardashian vibe.

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Fergie Humiliation

September 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A new teaser for the visual experience aims for high art but lands on an American Horror Story intro. Take what Lady Gaga was doing ten years ago, throw in a perfume commercial, Baz Lur’s Romeo +Juliet, and a promotional video for an edgy celebrity retirement home, I mean, lifestyle community, and you have a pop culture visual reference salad past its expiration date.

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Fergie In A Tiny Bikini In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

January 6, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Fergie Bikinis in Hawaii like a good little MILF. Though she’s neither little or that good. Still, MILF.

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Fergie Seems Cooked

August 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every star talks about going out on top. Few do. Jeter put a date certain on his time and left. Big Papi is going out one of the best hitters in the game. Also, ten muscles sizes bigger than he started. A-Rod waited until it was painful. So did Kobe. Money is often involved, but relatively little against amassed fortunes in the bank.

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Fergie Goes Tits Large

July 12, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fergie got huge new cans. They’re fairly spectacular. Like Clemens or Bonds ass injection marks at forty-one, assume Fergie just added three to four more big money years to her career. Worth noting, Clemens and Bonds were talented before the PEDs.

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M.I.L.F. $ Isn’t Even Trying (VIDEO)

July 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fergie and Will.I.Am produced a new music video that backed into a song that may be the worst four minutes of musically arranged crap ever. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian release computer baked dance tracks every couple of years because dudes in the Middle East who can’t afford to fuck them want to feel involved. Fergie passes herself off as a musical artist. There’s some inherent level of responsibility in that title.

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Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

November 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to notice how many chicks looked absolutely miserable at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party. Jessica Alba, buck […]

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Steve Ballmer Apparently Loves Fergie

January 8, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when nerds were fat dumpy awkward dudes with Aspergers when we still called it spastic? I miss those nerds. Now everybody with a high IQ and a chip on their shoulder from being born without athletic ability is looking to lay waste to the digital landscape. Steve Ballmer seems okay letting his happy out. […]

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Fergie Relives Pissing On Herself (VIDEO)

November 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fergie opened up about that time she pissed all over herself onstage, either to generate promotion for her new album or because she was wasted and about to pee on herself again. There’s not really much to the story according to Fergie, she just really had to piss and didn’t have time before the show. […]

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Josh Duhamel Looks Miserable

July 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The last time I saw this face was on James Gandolfini a month before he passed. It’s overwhelmed man face. Josh Duhamel has it going on in spades. Getting around with the ladies in Hollywood was no problem for this famed cocksman, but nurturing a blown up Fergie through her pregnancy seems to have Josh […]

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